college 

A library on the UW-Madison campus where people go to if they want to procrastinate, socialize, check facebook, or smoke outside the building and be all cool like that. There are usually over a thousand sorority girls with painted faces in college every night.

"You wanna go to college?"
"No, I can never study at college"

college by kyuker November 15, 2009

college 

A big party with a ridiculous door charge.

A place you go to learn how to become an arrogant commie fag or a big fucking cum bucket bitch whore!

College is a Satanic playground for elite snobs.

college by Oh go to hell. January 23, 2005

College 

Adjective. Someone who's against a lot of things, and is very political in their arguments against other people. No matter what someone says, they will have an argument against it.

Julia: "Ugh this meat is yuck."
Cristina: "There are millions of starving children in Ethiopia who would kill to have one morsel of your meat, and you're not eating it on the basis that "it's yuck"? You have no consideration for anyone."
Julia: "Ugh you're so college."

College by Julia_S February 27, 2007

college 

A place where you can be happy you got admitted to just because of the color of your skin and not because of who you are or the merit you possess, only to later be propagandized by a socialist, pinhead professor who has a brain no larger than a grapenut that tries to spread his America-hating propaganda on you.

A place where horny, young adults go to allegedly get an education but enage in drinking binges and have sex afterwards.

College is an awkward stage for early adults.

college by [e-mail] May 26, 2008

college 

(Adj) Of or relating to college activities specifically relating to alcohol, laziness, ramen noodles and/or poor decision making skills.

Dude, why are there ten holes in the wall?

No clue, but my hands are killing me.

so college.

college by tckdtp March 18, 2009

college 

college is where girls go to get fat

- At the start of college -

Robert - Damn son, check out that hot bod on Alice

- At the end of college -

Robert - Damn son, check out that wagon on Alice

college by iliketoeatmeat October 18, 2008

college 

A place you go to actually get a job that doesn't involve "Welcome to McDonalds, how can I help you" or "Excuse me sir, would you be interested in a survey".

I went to college and now make 45k a year. Joe didn't go to college, and works in customer service making 17k a year.

college by Tong March 1, 2003