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Theodore Broosevelt

Combining the word "bro" with the U.S. president Teddy Roosevelt's last name to form a more distinguished way to call someone a bro.

Phrase originally coined by Cool Dang Sarazing circa 2009. This phrase has become a popular insult/compliment to many people in the U.P. of Michigan.
bro 1 to self in mirror: what's up Theodore Broosevelt!

bro 1: "giggles to self"
by tyamo April 5, 2011
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Bromotion

When a friend of yours helps you to get a promotion at work that you wouldn't have otherwise gotten if he didn't put in that good word for you.

by Wendy Wantme on Dec 7, 2010
"I heard you got a raise"

"Yeah, Sean put in a good word for me with the boss and helped me get a bromotion".
by Wendy Wantme December 8, 2010
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blomosexual

A man who is heterosexual, except when under the influence of cocaine. Then and only then he will engage in sex acts with other men. Sometimes these are relationships of convenience, as when yayo-induced hypersexuality overrides propriety. Or when two (or more) horny cokeheads are too paranoid to leave the motel room, and subsequently turn to each other. Other times, it is a form of prostitution, as when a crackhead is so desperate to suck the glass dick, he will suck yours if need be. These distinctions become blurry over time. However, a true gold-star blomosexual indulges purely for the love of a tingly tongue and another man's loose hairy sphincter. The morning sun brings merciful amnesia, blotting out all memory of the night before.
Pam: "Raymond did coke last night, and they caught him sucking some guy off in the men's room."
Sharon: "I didn't know that Raymond was gay."
Pam: "Not gay -- just blomosexual. And now he has herpes."
by Robin Sham January 11, 2009
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bromosexual

o boy who is heterosexual, but is ok with hugging other guys, or having bromances
girl: why are you guys hugging? are you gay?
guy: nah we're just bromosexual
by arandomawesomeperson October 12, 2011
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No Bromo

Term used at the end of a sentence, after one has stated a meaningful statement while defining the line between being a "Bro" or "Good Friend" and a "Homo".
-"Dude, I'm going to miss you while I'm in Iraq. No Bromo"
-"I love this Justin Beiber song! No Bromo"
-"That outfit looks hella dope on you! No Bromo!"
by The_gentlem4n August 16, 2010
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Bromosa

Bromosa

- noun

A cocktail-like drink composed of three parts beer and two parts thoroughly chilled orange juice. It is traditionally served in a tall champagne flute with an afternoon brunch after a long night of heavy drinking with bros or while tailgating during football games.
Tim: Yo bro, Can you fix me up a bromosa? I am so hungover right now!

Christian: Sure bro! One bromosa coming up!
by Ghostpilot December 30, 2009
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bromeostasis

Embodies the qualities necessary in total bro fulfillment. Optimal and godly level of "bro." A sense of "broyalty."
Oh man, backwards Georgetown hat? Pink nantucket shorts? Natty in hand? That Fratty McBrewster keeps a perfect bromeostasis.
by Dyaln Phillips October 18, 2008
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