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Texas Broiler

Intentionally depriving oneself from taking a shit for several days in order to amass the largest, fastest and voluminous crap as possible.

Gestation is complete for the broiler when the gut is percolating and sloshing and the sphincter is dilated and starting to crown accompanied by defecatory labor pains.

The Texas Broiler must be released and left for others to observe and admire.
Tommy dropped a Texas broiler in his grandma’s newly renovated bathroom so everyone that went to see the remodel also saw a true work of human art.

I’m working up a Texas broiler. It’s been 4 days since I shit. I’m planning on dropping this one on my neighbor’s driveway.
by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020
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brolesque

(adj.) When straight men do something seemingly sexual or risque with each other that is in fact just bros being bros
Matt: Did you see those two guys who ran across the room and hugged? Or that one giving a back rub? Are they...

Kevin: Nah, dude, that was just brolesque.
by steelersk36 October 8, 2011
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brochelor

A hybrid of the words "bro" and "bachelor."

Basically means a bachelor who puts his bros before finding a woman.
Desperate: Hey, there's a cute girl over there. You should go swoop that up!

Me: No way, man, I haven't seen these guys in forever!

Desperate: But you're single, dude! How will you find a wife?

Me: Hey, man. I'm a brochelor.
by Blake the Brochelor January 5, 2011
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brocken

im #brocken
1) "im so brocken </3"

2) "ugh i knocked down my vase and now its brocken"

3) "my heart has been brocken </3"
by RABIESTHEDOG April 28, 2021
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S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure)

A set of established protocols governing the responsibilities of a man in an interpersonal relationship with his friends(bros).
If a man's friend(bro) is preparing to hook up with a fat, ugly, or otherwise disfigured girl; it is S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure) to warn him not to. However, if said warning is unheeded, it is also S.O.B. to ridicule and otherwise attempt to humiliate said chubby-chaser by making jokes, coming up with nicknames(see:chubby-chaser), pictures, and any and all other forms of torture.
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Brocession

A term used to describe the increased number of men laid off and becoming "house-husbands"
Dude, let's bro out on the xbox. We got so much free time now 'cause of the brocession.

Many working wives are tired of dealing with their husbands stranded at home because of the brocession.
by wutsgood May 19, 2010
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brocken

when your to broken to say broken 💔😭
i’m brocken
by add me on snap @dinachopra February 28, 2021
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