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Fixed Blind Date

When you go on a blind date only to find that your date is actually blind.
Met my date at the restaurant. Damn, another blind bitch. FML the fixed blind date has got me again!
by HI IM JAKE March 7, 2011
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illegally blind

That man stabbed me in both of my eyes, now I'm illegally blind.
by Anillegallyblindgirl June 5, 2017
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blind-melanin

The sensation that a pregnant caucasian experiences when she realizes that the paternity and race of her fetus are questionable.
Girlfriend, that feeling is either morning sickness or blind-melanin...I'm sure Steve Wilkos could get to the bottom of this!
by ohthree11 December 9, 2010
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blind cheerleader

Someone you work with who countlessly sends "go team" and "attaboy" e-mails and memos to the entire staff, without having any real teams goals or really ever attaining anything positive for the company.
"Hey Michael, stop junkin' up my inbox with your blind cheerleader emails. We haven't hit a sales goal in four months, so there's nothing to pump anyone up about...".
by WS3RD May 19, 2014
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blind guardian

The best power metal band ever, they wipe their ass with nu metal, emo, "gangsta rap" and all other forms of music for pussies. Grow some testicles.
I went to the Blind Guardian concert, and kicked the whiny rich-bitch goth cunt in the face till she bled all over daddy's BMW.
by George Smith May 21, 2003
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binder

often worn by transgender men, it constricts the breasts into a more flat chested appearance.
although he was physically born a female, he is mentally a male, and uses a binder to flatten his chest.
by KadeManic January 19, 2009
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blind hook

A term used to describe an technique in the popular WC3 game, DOTA.

It refers to the hero Pudge's ability to throw a hook out and drag opponents to their death. A blind hook is the ability to see an opponent dissapear in the fog of war or into the trees and throw a hook out blindly and still snag the player in by prediction of movement.

It usually results in bad player blaming the Pudge that he is a map hacker and can see the whole screen.
Pudge: blind hook owned son
Noob: wtf, mh, banned
Pudge: tool...
by DDDD January 24, 2008
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