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Blitz-Wank
Noun: blitz-wank - a wank that should never exceed more than roughly one minute. Any longer than that and it can no longer be classed as a B.W.
Verb: to blitz-wank - the act of furiously masturbating so as to achieve and orgasm in a very particular time constraint.
For the gentleman who just needs to get something out of his system in a record breaking time.
Verb: to blitz-wank - the act of furiously masturbating so as to achieve and orgasm in a very particular time constraint.
For the gentleman who just needs to get something out of his system in a record breaking time.
A day at the office-
Bob: Fml, this work is really getting me down. No wonder the statistics of office suicides are so high lately.
Pete: Just go into the supplies cupboard and rub out a BW my friend.
Bob: BW?
Pete: Blitz-wank! It's where you choke the life out of your chicken until it sqwarks in around a minute.
*after a brief blitz-wanking session bob returns to his desk and completes all of his assignments to an exceptional standard*
Bob: Remember kids, if it weren't for BWs, I wouldn't be where I am today.
Bob: Fml, this work is really getting me down. No wonder the statistics of office suicides are so high lately.
Pete: Just go into the supplies cupboard and rub out a BW my friend.
Bob: BW?
Pete: Blitz-wank! It's where you choke the life out of your chicken until it sqwarks in around a minute.
*after a brief blitz-wanking session bob returns to his desk and completes all of his assignments to an exceptional standard*
Bob: Remember kids, if it weren't for BWs, I wouldn't be where I am today.
Blitz-Wank by Russian Roller November 28, 2010
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blitz karma
The tendency of the game Blitz 2001 for Nintendo 64 to force ridiculous fumbles and interceptions to keep a game close.
blitz karma by Q-squiggly November 12, 2010
Blitz-combo
Blitz-Combo'd: The stage one reaches after consuming alcohol and smoking marijuana. (2)To be High and drunk. (3)On your level and drinking. Most achievable at your local party.
Blitz-combo by LunaLunaIV October 25, 2011
blitz out with your tits out
My boyfriend tried to make me feel guilty about going out tonight, but whatevs. But everyone else told me to "blitz out with your tits out". I'll worry about him in the morning.
blitz out with your tits out by epilepticpeat October 8, 2008
Blitz Effect
When you are up by 2 or more touchdowns going into the 2nd half of a game of NFL blitz and suddenly your opponent develops super human powers, making catches that are not humanly possible, and forcing fumbles like the football is covered in crisco.
Me: Dude, I was beating mike so bad at blitz last night, like 50 to 0 at half.
Friend: Yea? what happened?
Me: Blitz effect dude, he beat me 51-50
Friend: oh, shitty
Friend: Yea? what happened?
Me: Blitz effect dude, he beat me 51-50
Friend: oh, shitty
Blitz Effect by bigmckale October 2, 2009