Freelance Bladder

Freelancer(s) who work from home cannot survive without knowing a bathroom is a few meters away.

This is because they are so used to waiting until the very last moment to use it & seldom have to queue.

As a result of this, even a 10 minute car journey will see them popping-in both before, after & probably also thinking about it somewhere in between.

Do not attempt to initiate stage fright, as it just makes it worse. A Freelancer will still have to go again within the hour.

They: Can you help me carry this suitcase to the car?
Freelancer: Sure thing! Gotta have a quick slash first
They: But you've only just been? You so have a Freelance Bladder!

by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011

trucker's bladder

A condition wherein one cannot hold "it" for any length of time and has to constantly urinate. This condition has been known to develop among truckers who after holding it for extended periods eventually lose the ability to hold it at all.

Bob has trucker's bladder- he can't hold it for more than ten minutes.

by bravokilotwo February 7, 2015

Britta Bladder Bags

When you pour a box of wine into a camelback and your kidneys become britta filters when you pee it out. This phrase is often said in a Brooklyn accent.

"You brought the Franzia? Is it a Britta Bladder Bags night?!"

by Andrea H2Os December 17, 2011

full bladder emergency

Your bladder is full and you need to pee badly and you can't find a bathroom and don't know how long you can hold it before you go on yourself.

Hurry I'm having a full bladder emergency.

by stuffed animal lovers youtuber December 14, 2020

Road trip bladder

When your on a road trip and your bladder expands to twice its size and urination lasts a minute or more.

My piss lasted at least a minute after that 6 hour bus ride, I had total road trip bladder

by Ohnoidied January 13, 2011

full bladder accident

When you had a full bladder that couldn't hold anymore and made you pee yourself

(didn't really happen):I was in the pool for a while and had to pee badly and my friend talked to me for a while and my bladder was bursting my legs were crossed and when my friend stopped talking I got up to use the bathroom and made it but my bladder just couldn't hold anymore and tried to hold long enough to use the toilet but I had a full bladder accident before I could use the bathroom and my bathing suit was soaked in pool water and my pee from my bladder.

by stuffed animal lovers youtuber April 22, 2021

Biggest Bladder Award

When two males approach a urinal at about the same time, the person who pees longer gets the biggest bladder award.

I was in the bathroom the other day and I beat this guy and I got the biggest bladder award.

by xwhitefox October 9, 2009