Bucky Barnes

Bucky Barnes is the best friend of Steve Rogers, aka Captain America. He fought with him in the early 1900s. He is literally the hottest person alive but got caught and experimented on by HYDRA. When he fell off the train, HYDRA took him and made his even hot by giving him a VIBRANIUM ARM and POCKET KNIVES. He was sent to kill people so when he got out of control of hydra he had severe PTSD. He's literally just a giant fluff ball who needs someone that can love him, listen and comfort him about his horrible memories.

Anyone: Who is Bucky Barnes married to?
Steve: ME

by Mrs. Bucky Barnes April 26, 2021

U R BANed from URBAN dictionary

When you upload something serious to the urban dic₭tionary but it's so bad peepleo give a lot of 👎 and then the mod see (doing their work to moderate Urban Dictionary) and they say ‘‘𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵’’ and they ban you.

Mods:fuck this is bull shit
Mods (doing their work): u r baned from urban dictionary
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by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem June 28, 2021

barney fife

An inexperienced or imcompetent police officer, more likely to be found on a small town police force or rural sheriff's department than in a big city. Derived from a character played by Don Knotts on the old Andy Griffith show.

That hayseed deputy who pulled me over last week was a real barney fife.

by Peugeotjoker May 22, 2005

burned the carpet

Having sex with a woman until her vagina hurts, usually caused by a lack of lubrication.

Manwhore003: Man that bish over there is walkin kinda funny.
Manwhore004: Yeah, I burned the carpet last night, she was out of K-Y.

by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006

Barney Cannon

When a cock ring is on so tight your dick turns purple like a big purple dinasaur and right before climax you laugh like Barney and your girl turns around and you pull the cock ring off . Then blow it on her face hence the cannon

I was gave this chick the Barney Cannon last night.

by Mr cannon June 8, 2009

burned the meatloaf

to do something to piss off your girlfriend/boyfriend to the point where they will not speak to you

"so i went out drinking with my friends the other night instead of taking my girl out to dinner"
"looks like someone burned the meatloaf again"

my old lady left me again! Why? Guess i burnt the meatloaf?

by calmerthanu November 6, 2010

Barney Bunch

A group of people who make funny YouTube videos. The videos consists of childhood characters, mostly Drew Pickles from the Rugrats but also Barney the Dinosaur, Ronald McDonald (who they also call "The Penis Clown"), and a creepy looking picture of a masturbating cartoon clown called Dick the Clown. Occasionally other pick-on targets are thrown in, such as Bob Saget, Zac Efron, Tila Tequila, and Chris Crocker. In the videos, which make use of Speakonia or other text-to-speech software, the characters discuss their homosexual actions, often accompanied with suggestive noises with interspersed comments. Often the pictures are vandalized for dramatic effect. The self-proclaimed "leader" of the bunch is someone by the name of "L". See also: Secret Missing Episode and YouTube Poop.

Check out my new Barney Bunch video, "Drew Pickles Gets Gay with Ronald McDonald!"

by RedBlade7 April 2, 2008