RedBlade7's definitions

teh

A common misspelling of "the," often used on purpose for a joke. It is frequently applied to "teh goatse man." Also, "this is teh suck" is often used instead of the dated (1990s) "this sucks."

1. "teh goatse man"
2. "OMG THIS IS TEH SUCK!"

by RedBlade7 January 2, 2008

linuxfux

A derogatory term used as an insult to Linux users. Often said by Windows users (see "wintroll").

Linuxfux are stupid. I can't get this operating system to work.

by RedBlade7 January 2, 2008

Secret Missing Episode

"Secret Missing Episode" are a series of YouTube videos. The videos usually begin with some variation of "This is the Secret Missing Episode of (name of show). It was never aired because (some disgusting reason). Warning: You must be at least (ridiculous age, often accompanied with the requirement to do or have done a vulgar act) to watch." The video then, using text-to-speech software such as Speakonia, features the characters from the show, usually discussing their homosexuality. These videos usually follow the same formula as Barney Bunch videos do.

"This is the Secret Missing Episode of Futurama. It was never aired because it made everyone cum. Warning, you must be at least 208,346,450,342 years old and have had sex with Drew Pickles seven times to watch.

Hi, my name is Bender, and I am really really really really really really gay..."

by RedBlade7 April 2, 2008

gold bug

Someone who either:

1. Wants to return the dollar to a gold standard,
2. Wants to use gold as money in addition to the dollar, or
3. Collects or invests in gold, silver, and/or other precious metals.

Gold bugs are sometimes associated with paranoia, conspiracy theories, 9/11 "truthers," survivalism, tax protesters, racism, anti-semitism, and the far right.

As a gold bug, I can tell you that gold is REAL money, and worthless fiat paper money is a fraud.

by RedBlade7 March 30, 2008

Jurassic Fart

A fart of dinosauric size (and/or length).

Gross! Jurassic Fart Alert! Cover your noses and seek the nearest fall-out shelter!

by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008

family guy

The show that forever ruined comedy, since it proved that random, irrelevant statements are funny. It is similar to Star Wars and Jurassic Park, which by their "perfect" special effects ruined special effects forever.

Family Guy is incredibly funny! But how, and at what cost?

by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008

RRR

"Religious Right Republican." Sometimes "Religious Right Republifuck." Sometimes, the phrase "RRR cult" is used.

George W. Bush is a member of the RRR cult!

by RedBlade7 March 30, 2008