baller

A thug that has "made it" to the big time. Originally refered ball players that made it out of the streets to make millions as a pro ball player, but now is used to describe any thug that is living large.

Pain is a part of the game when you're a baller.

by thug4life September 28, 2002

Balmered

The result of too much MDMA (usually when also heavily under the influence of alchohol) in which one doesn’t know what they are doing, where they are, who they are with, and who they are themselves. It results in them saying things which make absolutely no sense to the people around them, and met with a loss of reality

Jake: Have you heard Ben? He was asking me “where’s the brush” before almost going into a random persons house, claiming it was his Nans.

Sam: Oh no, he’s Balmered again

by EvilStudMuffin November 5, 2017

Balert

An alert for a very large person. Came up when describing a french whale (balene) and an alert. Hence balert

BALERT!!! she'll push you off the sidewalk. Watch out!

by Ced Ced November 1, 2008

ballmer

unexpected or repeated short (or no) work day

Given the boring work week he pulled a "ballmer".

by Big Daddy 70819 May 29, 2009

Eco-Baller

Someone who is a "baller", but is first and foremost conscious of the environment.

OR

A cheapskate who is a poser "baller" and uses the environment as his excuse.

Little known fact:
One of the first known Eco-Ballers was Thurston Howell III of Gilligan's island. He was totally green and everything was environmentally conscious, but he still kept it baller.

"I always keep it Eco-baller. I was going to buy a Bentley, but I want to lower my carbon footprint so I bought this sweet Prius instead."

"When I'm at the club, of course I could pop bottles of Cristal, but they don't use recycled bottles....so I'm drinking water instead."

"I dropped $8000 at the Luis Vuitton store, but I just wore it / carried it out. I don't get bags because that's just not green"

by SayWordArthur March 11, 2009

carnie baller

a person who lives a high profile and/or flashy lifestyle way beyond their financial means

Did you see Joe’s new Escalade? He is such a carnie baller, that vehicle costs almost twice what he makes a year.

by The BIG Baller September 14, 2010

Cunty ballerina

A person who is especially evil and insidious. The person is adept at shifting the bitchiness to match their audience with a level of flexibility and prowess you would find in a ballerina.

Cathy was an extra level of bitchy to everyone around her. Her family and friends were left stunned and speechless. She is a true cunty ballerina.

by Literary lizard November 13, 2021