Bollocks

Balls or testicles

never mind the bollocks, here's the sex pistols

by Ken December 1, 2002

ballacks

Belfast derivative of bollocks. Mainly said by spides.

I'll Bate yer Ballacks in!

by Desigol November 19, 2004

absolute bollocks

An expression of disbelief or disagreement

You drank three bottles of vodka? Absolute bollocks!

by motocycologist May 23, 2009

bellocks

When a fat-endowed person appears to have a buttocks where his belly should be. The belly button resembles a butthole and a deep ravine is created to give the illusion of a buttcrack.
It can also be demonstrated by anyone smooshing together both sides of their belly, which is just goddamn charming.

A portmonteau of belly+buttocks.

"Then she was like, 'Wanna see my ass?' and I was like, 'Fuck yeah,' but she pulled up her top and whipped out her bellocks, which is not the ass I wanted to see."
"Can't believe you fell for that, dude."

by Rabid Assmonger June 28, 2011

Fizzy Bollocks

A sensation of tingling in the testes which persists after the cessation of the stimulus. Originally attributed to the pilots of hovercraft; sometimes used by skateboarders after skating for a prolonged period on an unusually rough surface.
Similar to the medical condition 'vibration white finger'.

The Channel is so rough today that Dover to Calais run gave me a right case of the fizzy bollocks

by K Collins January 30, 2008

Chest Bollocks

Reference to women's breasts.

Oi Dave! look at the chest bollocks on that!!

by TrickyDicky1974 July 28, 2011

cock and bullocks

Fancy way to say cock and balls. Youtuber GradeAUnderA prefers to use this term in place of the former.

"That old man is exposing his bloody cock and bullocks,' Grade shouted.

by sirkuspig June 2, 2016