BEAS

(bitch eat a salad)
for when someone u dont like is talking

“did u see that girl she’s so ugly😭😭”

“…BEAS”

by saladcunt111 September 5, 2023

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The girl next door, the name of the most beautiful girl yet mysterious girl you’ll ever get the chance to meet maybe once or twice. She’s the girl you pray to god and dream daily about. Makes you nervous when you lock eyes with her while failing to make out words stuttering your every word. Keeps to herself only adding on to her mystifying life. Only when you get to meet her that you’ll truly grasp her alluring personality. Charming you with every detail of her as she opens up to you slowly. The kindest girl with a the biggest heart, so don't break it. She’ll change your life in the best way and you’ll thank her for it. So hold on tight and never let go.

Bea Bea Bea Bea Bea!
I wish I was friends with Bea.
I wonder what Bea's up to tonight?
Bea you make my day.
I want Bea's opinion on this!

by MD1234567890 November 23, 2021

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Bea is a beautiful girl, the name deriving from the spanish/italian word for a pretty female (bella) and she's the best, most amaz- who am I kidding, Bea is an unfunny and stupid girl who is slightly shorter than 5' (about 90cm for you non-americans) and has difficulties drowning the void in her heart, so she goes on online discord servers in an attempt to find someone to share the boringness of life with. She makes unfunny lesbian jokes but has surprisingly good music taste, maybe a result of the hours of her life spent doing nothing useful. Might one day reach 5 foot or the 10th grade, but has yet to.

Person 1. "Yea bro so I was talking to Bea the other day an-"
Person 2. "Dawg are you stupid or something? You talked to Bea the Dwarf?"
P1. "Yea man, what about it?"
P2. "She has the brains of a sheep in Animal Farm- not that you'd get the reference, but it's a boo-"
*P1 punches P2 in the face*
P1. "I can't stand when people talk badly about my favorite animal. She's not a sheep, she's a pig"

by shhhhhhap July 5, 2024

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Bea is a beach babe with a huge butt. Her surf life saving mixed with athletics has blessed her with the biggest butt you have ever seen. she is so easy to be around, and although she likes the ugly glassons skirts, she is still a very cool person. She has long blonde hair (thanks to the beach blonde highlight spray). Bea is a comforting person to have as your friend and you always want to hang out with her. If she is your best friend you will get to know that she loves iced mochas from Starbucks, she has an unhealthy addiction to Diet Coke and once bought 50 velvet scrunches from amazon to become a vsco gurlllll. Despite her massive bunds, she is a cool person and you should be her friend.

Person one: Did you see Bea at the SLS meet in Oakura?
Person two: Was she the one with the huge butt?
Person three: Yup that was her

by hdjajwjsbdjeke August 14, 2022

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A Bea typically isn’t aware of their value, and therefore will continuously make self deprecating jokes- to the dismay of everyone around them. Usually brown eyes and dark brown hair, either very short or very tall. She makes everyone a little happier with ever word, if you have a Bea in your life keep her forever

Person 1: Bro I don’t know how to talk to her…
Person 2: Who? Bea? Dude she could never break your heart.
Person 1: Yeah but I don’t want to be a nobody to her.
Person 2: Even if you don’t date just being friends with her will make you happy 24/7, she is so sweet.

by Jace :) January 27, 2023

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