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Bea

Bea is a beautiful girl, the name deriving from the spanish/italian word for a pretty female (bella) and she's the best, most amaz- who am I kidding, Bea is an unfunny and stupid girl who is slightly shorter than 5' (about 90cm for you non-americans) and has difficulties drowning the void in her heart, so she goes on online discord servers in an attempt to find someone to share the boringness of life with. She makes unfunny lesbian jokes but has surprisingly good music taste, maybe a result of the hours of her life spent doing nothing useful. Might one day reach 5 foot or the 10th grade, but has yet to.
Person 1. "Yea bro so I was talking to Bea the other day an-"
Person 2. "Dawg are you stupid or something? You talked to Bea the Dwarf?"
P1. "Yea man, what about it?"
P2. "She has the brains of a sheep in Animal Farm- not that you'd get the reference, but it's a boo-"
*P1 punches P2 in the face*
P1. "I can't stand when people talk badly about my favorite animal. She's not a sheep, she's a pig"
by shhhhhhap July 5, 2024
mugGet the Beamug.

Anal Bea

A person who exclusively eats beans and lives for hoots and toots
Hey anal Bea, where are you going?
Anal bea: hooots
by Mmnnnn13 October 10, 2020
mugGet the Anal Beamug.

Bea

1: My cute and spoiled tuxedo cat.
2: Slightly misspelled bee.
Wow, your cat Bea is really cute!
mugGet the Beamug.

Leo bea

When emmanuel suck leonard dick like crazy.
LEO bea. Is used when emmanuel defends leonard at any cost.
by Fodropthemoff May 3, 2023
mugGet the Leo beamug.

bea malven

to the girl i love, and made me realize who i am <3
by leafeon.eevee July 19, 2021
mugGet the bea malvenmug.

Bea Band

The bumpy hair pusher uper headband. They come in a variety of colors and patterns, and you can purchase them from various retailers (Temu, Amazon, etc.). The “Bea Band” rose to fame in the Arizona-Sonora Dorm, Sonora side, floor 8, room 819 by Bea.
Aliyah got Kendall and Bea pink and blue Bea Bands from Temu for $2!”
by TemuLover January 26, 2024
mugGet the Bea Bandmug.

BEAS

(bitch eat a salad)
for when someone u dont like is talking
“did u see that girl she’s so ugly😭😭”

“…BEAS”
by saladcunt111 September 5, 2023
mugGet the BEASmug.

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