Arachnoleptic Fit.

Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and wey. Along came a spider who sat down besi.. ARGH FUCK IT'S A FUCKING GREAT BIG FUCKING FUZZBEAST. DIEEEEEEE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ~spasm~EEEEEE~stabs air blindly~EEEEEEE!@

by Maku Lah. August 10, 2003

arachniphobia

The fear of spiders. Arachnids Commonly diagnosed.

My friend, John, suffers from a serious case of arachniphobia.

by UnDeRcOvErSaMuS October 15, 2006

Arachnoleptic fit

The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

You should of seen him. he was having a Arachnoleptic fit like the spider was going to eat him!

by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004

arach-nads

spidermans testicles

pender has a pair of hairy arach-nads that she duct-tapes to her barse

my arach-nads are tingling.

by Ladddi tReilly August 7, 2004

arachnified

the state one finds themself in upon discovery of a fucking large spider. The pre-requisite for becoming 'arachnified' is the be arachnophobic.

To be frozen with fear.

Oh my god that spider was so big I was arachnified.

by Alexmacaque June 9, 2007

arachnofit

The dance one does after walking into an spider web.

Look at Bubba do the arachnofit.

by jerrylandrum November 15, 2012

Arachnaberries

The fuzzy egg casings left by spiders that are found whenever furniture is moved. Most often discovered when your hand touches one as you pick up the furniture

As an arachnaphobe it is always troubling to move furniture and be confronted with having to touch or sweep away the arachnaberries that have been left behind like a spectral, ghostly vineyard

by SMU cyclist December 15, 2015