explanation is joke murder

If you have to explain it; it's not that funny.

I'm not going to tell you why Sam is like a broken stoplight. Explanation is joke murder.

by JormanThoad April 19, 2017

get a job lil nigga

A phrase commonly said in Instagram comments in reels made by kids.

kid: *posts a reel on Instagram*

big nigga: get a job lil nigga

by ThatBomberKid September 11, 2023

Joergen

A kind-hearted and genuine horse that sadly went missing.

Joergen sadly went missing, and is now presumed dead.

by Bairgh O L'Gharigh July 5, 2019

ghosting the job

When a large group are assigned to a big rush job, one or more quietly disappear.. only to suddenly appear for a short while, as though performing tasks involved in the project. NOT! They are slipping off to text or other private tasks of their own. They are.. 'ghosting the job'.

Boss: 'Hey you guys - have you seen Russ or Dave?' Um.. yeah, they were just here a second ago.. but I can't see them now. Oh, here they come. Boss: 'You two are screwing the pooch! Quit ghosting the job and get busy!!'

by Century25 October 1, 2013

fuck joe biden

fuck joe biden AKA a candidate that smells little kids, doesn't know how to speak, cheated the election, supports to defund the police, wants to take away our 2nd amendment, increase our taxes, China supporter, and will increase our gas prices and opposes fracking. He's also equipped with the worst vice president that is a Karen, a liar, and pressure kids to have 3 more hours of school.

"Man fuck joe biden, since cops paychecks got cut off, a lot of cops quit and found a better career. Now I'm on the waiting list with the emergency services since my house got burglarized and I can't defend myself since joe biden took my weapons away."

"How did joe biden won? I seen all of trump's rallies that are super huge and hyped up. While no one went to joe biden rallies. I also seen so many Trump apparels in the public than joe biden apparel. Very interesting how joe biden won..."

"Mom I don't wanna go back to school! I wish we had 7 hours of school like before! 10 hours is way too long!"

"Man I regret voting for joe biden, my car use to be $20 to fill up gas, now its $60!"

by joebiden18002738255 December 1, 2020

Josuke

Josuke is someone who is in high school and can repair anything from a human body to a wall, he usually will have not two not three, but four testicles. Josuke usually forgets about his past he wears a sailor uniform everyday, despite also going to high school. He might also be called gappy or jojo. Josuke also is very passionate about his hair and won’t let people get in the way of it

Man, josuke has weird hair
*dies*

by the lonely loner September 7, 2019

Kim Jong Un

1. A celebrity among North Koreans for being the only fat man in the nation. Son of Kim Jong Il, grandson of North Korea's god Kim Il Sung.
2. Seth Rogan if he was asian.

Wow! Look over there! It's Kim Jong Un! I've never seen a man of his size before!

by McDaddy's Big Patties November 4, 2017