Jake

The act of cuming in a dog so hard your transgender boy pussy lesser wants to be a dream sexual and wank off to jelly be on repeat for 10 hours

Jake: Bro i just shagged your dog wit my boy pussy
Person: what the fuck

by The Midlands rebel June 18, 2022

Jake

A man that attracts all the "Pick me girls" and always cheats on his gf.

Girl 1:You is that the hot Jake?
Girl 2:Ya he cheated on me.

by I had a seizure 5 minutes ago June 29, 2022

Jake

Jake is liberal and he loves other humans; he wants the best for them. That's a must. He's a good listener and an introvert.

He's good vibes and a chill person to talk to. He's also willing to joke around and be sarcastic. He gives off wholesome sunshine vibes. If you find a Jake, don't let him go.

He keeps it real and he's fun and spicy! He's not someone you meet everyday.

On top of all of this, his looks will blow you away.

Have you met Jake? I have a huge crush on him.

That's Jake; all the ladies swoon when he walks by.

by musicaltheatrenerd July 11, 2022

Jake

Literally the bestest person ever. Everybody needs Jake in their lives, he’s seriously one of the sweetest people ever.

“I really wish I had a Jake in my life.”

by Slayslahslay July 14, 2022

Jake

Jake is the best guy you will ever fucking meet. he has great taste in music and has the most amazing hair ever. he's the best friend you'll ever meet and lucky you if you have a Jake. He is loveable and caring and SUPER FUNNY. He has the dirtiest mind to ever exist and constantly makes dick jokes (ofc you join in) He's amazing and has like, BUFF arms. He's athletic and gives good hugs, Loves sweatshirts and sweatpants, and actually looks good in them. You've dedicated Spotify playlists to him and you think of him every time you hear a love song. He likes books about love and you always text at 2 am about them. He is like 6'5 and has the prettiest blue eyes. Although You know you can't have him, You still manage to fall in love with him so now you suffer every time you see him.

Bestie #1: Hey! Have you hung out with Jake recently??
Bestie #2: Omg yes! I hung out with him last night and it was so much fun!
Bestie #1: Honestly, Jake is so amazing and funny and I love him so much!!!!

by Hopelessbitch July 21, 2022

Jake

To shit one's pants.

Damn, I straight up Jaked in my pants.

by Jdorth July 23, 2022

Jake

Very kool and epik gamer

He is also very kool

Jake is very kool

by Bcienendns July 25, 2022