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The Troll Wars

A new style of warfare created by United States President Donald J. Trump in the fall of 2015, prior to his inauguration. The Troll Wars as we now know them began in January, 2017 when he officially took office. In a troll war, the two opposing sides create internet discord by getting mobs of strangers on the internet to pick a side on specific issues and then fight on that sides behalf, this activity usually takes place on the social media website Twitter, but it is not limited to any one specific social media.

A true troll war is typically started by an elite or power figure in society for the purposes of pushing a different, usually hidden agenda then the one they are publicly backing.
"The Troll Wars started when Donny T. said Mexico was gonna pay for the wall on Twitter, now our Avocado prices have risen .60 cents a piece."
The Troll Wars by Efshaw January 31, 2017
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The tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise 

A story the Jedi would not tell you It's a sith Legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
The Senate: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

Anakin: No

The Titan Effect 

When someone is so mad that an analyst slapped them off the face of the game, they go and buy cheats.

Named after the T1 Rainbow Six Siege analyst, Titan.
"Bro, my mate bought cheats after T1 analyst Titan knocked their block off. That's the titan effect for you"
The Titan Effect by Shimzu October 28, 2020

boolin in the trenches 

When you are having a good time in the trenches in WW 1; When you are chilling with your bools in general; when you are in the trenches and you are cleaning your feet to keep clean.
I cannot talk right now, I am boolin in the trenches.

The Tom Selleck 

Is ones ability to ram their rod(deep throat, go balls deep) down their partners oral orafice while simultaneously placing their pubes on the upper lip of the receiver. This invasive procedure produces a beautiful mustache not unlike the most glorious one of all time held by the legendary Tom Selleck.
Just before I banged your mom I gave her the Tom Selleck and took a picture!

Hit the track 

Prostitution; to walk the streets looking for a John; The act of prostitution
I'm finna tell this hoe to hit the track
Hit the track by EnglishCODE April 7, 2009

The Tongue 

When a male takes his testicle and holds them back pulling his scrotum out usually through his zipper hole, in a manner that resembles a human tongue.
Greg: yo sean, joe, ron, kevin, dylan, and logan, check this out! (sticks The Tongue out)
Everyone: NICE TONGUE DUDE!
The Tongue by Dia Reeya January 19, 2012