SPIDERLEGS

when a girl puts her feet on the wall and holds herself while poppin on a boy at a party

JAS: come on jazz lets do some spiderlegs!
jAZZ: ight... i just hope them boys dont play pattycake on my ass and i fall!

by Jazmene aka Walk Itttttt! February 16, 2007

barking spider

a fart out in the woods and blaming it on a spider

man those are some big barking spiders

by jeremy shepherd June 11, 2006

spider-man 3

set for release on may 4th 2007. for now anyway.

Venom and carnage will NOT be in it. I like them too, but its just not gonna happen.

by Adrian September 15, 2004

spider web

the noun used to describe dried semen stuck in one's pubic hair

I cummed so hard my spider web looked like it was made by a tarantula

by UnattentiveApple May 6, 2011

ass spider

a spider that goes in your ass when u sit on the toilet

i saw a ass spider making babies with a penis snake

by asspro67 October 10, 2005

Snoid

verb; to screw over or be screwed over. One can get snoided by karma, in that you did something bad, and are paying the price for it. Usually one is snoided by their own stupidity. conversely, you can snoid someone else by making sure that they are screwed.

I wasn't thinking, and got snoided during rush hour by insane amounts of traffic.

I was playing football, and I caught an interception, with 70 yards clear for me to run a touchdown. However, I did a really long victory dance, and was tackled by the other team, who stole the ball back from me, and recovered all lost yardage. Due to my own stupidity, I was snoided.

by Furmanizer October 13, 2009

Human Black Widow Spider

A Spider that sometimes takes the form of a human. A Very rare breed of spider that can also acts alot like a kangroo. Very Deadly and can kill you with one single kick or bite. They are rumored to be located in Michigan.

"Wow look its a Human Black Widow Spider that is reading"

"Is that a good book Human Black Widow Spider"

"Man that Human Black Widow Spider boyfriend twitches alot"

"Why is that Human Black Widow Spider boyfriend raping another person"

by haterofed March 1, 2010