short guy

A male usually 5'6 or under. At one time in history it was considered okay to be 5'4 - 5'6. Nowadays its abnormal and unattractive to females. Doesn't matter if your good looking or nice, short guys usually have to struggle when finding a female who will actually give them a chance in a crowd of tall males. Soon to be extinct.

Girl #1: "How about that short guy?"
Girl #2: "Hes cute...but too short."
Girl #1: "What about that other guy?"
Girl #2: "Hes kinda ugly but very tall....i think im gonna have sex with him!"

by joe show2121 February 8, 2010

scort

European Ford Escort

Did you slam your scort?

by Nick December 6, 2004

Short

Many tall people misinterpret this word and believe that this word can be used for anyone that isn't the same height as or shorter than them. Being short means that a person or object is a shorter height then average, key word SHORTER. Just because a person is SHORTER then someone doesn't make that person SHORT. Every age group has a span of heights that are average for their age, if you are within that span that makes you average, people who are within the higher spectrum of that span seem to believe that people who are at the lower area of the span are just simply short. So if you are below that span that does infact make you short, but if you are just low on the spectrum, you are not short, you are average. Next time someone wrongfully calls you short, be sure to look up this definition, read it to them with confidence, and make fun of them for not knowing the meaning simple english words.

Leah: Haha, you're so SHORT

Brooke: Actually we are both AVERAGE. Look at this word meaning on the urban dictionary. Maybe before you go calling people names you should learn what they mean first, and save yourself from looking stupid.

by GrifftheG February 27, 2021

Short Sleeved Magician

N. A phrase coined by comedian Demetri Martin on his comedy central show "Important Things with Demetri Martin" meaning a situation where you can see the inevitable outcome.

Tom: "Hey Steve asked me if he could borrow 40 bucks yesterday"

Demetri: "Oh Yea? Thats a short sleeved magician, you know you won't be getting that back"

by ChaoticFlow February 25, 2010

AOL shorthand

A series of shortened down words. Includes:

- LOL
- u
- 2
- g2g/gtg
- bcuz

and such.

Often looked down upon as it doesn't look very smart.

"Cut the AOL shorthand, dumbass."
"wuts aol shorthand? also im not a dumbass u are"

by dj_gs68 December 7, 2003

snorty QB girl

A girl who has, for some unknown reason, an inability to breathe or use her respiratory and nasal passages correctly. This is particular obvious in quiet surrounding such as lectures or supervisions, where large coughs and snorts can be heard emerging from the individual. Sometimes a hand may be used to wipe in a vigorous fashion any beads of snort that appear on the end of the nose.

The whole activity and perhaps what some scientists say is a mating ritual, is usually finished with a large flourish of coughing up phlegm from the back of the throat and chesty snorts and grunts to contain the large volume of mucus in the mouth.

Today, I sat next to snorty QB girl. It was totally gross, I couldn't hear a word of the lecture.

I heard snorty QB girl like to make those noises when giving head. I probably swallows

Skater boy: I totally dig snoty QB girl
Other boy: I take cock, do you?
Skater boy: only if you can cough my load up as loud as she can

by John trapper May 13, 2009

Short-short-long

A rhythm during sex where entry is very shallow for two thrusts, followed by a single surprise deep entry. Generally used for teasing purposes.

"I teased her by going short-short-long on her for an hour."

by O-bone April 21, 2007