Selfich

When someone is incredibly selfish and that person also happens to be Croatian

I've never met anyone more SELFICH than that guy Keith.

by Ki Ki the Kos June 16, 2022

Selfish stick

A stick attached to a camera that narcissists use

That narcissist thinks they have right of way because they are recording on their SELFISH STICK

by Coops76 June 28, 2022

selfiable laughter

Someone laughing so hilariously, you just have to take a picture with them while they're laughing.

Meme: being funny
The one who sees it: *laughter*
Observer: Hey, this is selfiable laughter here!

by the me monster July 5, 2022

selfish orgy

a wild party, especially one involving excessive drinking and unrestrained indulgence & sexual activity. Featuring one male, with at least four consenting females-simultaneously. Oral, fingering, vagina, sometimes anal. Anything goes!

My dude had a selfish orgy last night.

by 1-Ball August 7, 2022

Selfishist

A person who is selfish. Literally selfish + ist

A selfishist like him will never get along with others well.

by RandomKerbal August 8, 2022

Selfish

What stupid entitled parents claim what people that don't want to have children are, despite the fact that there is nothing wrong with not wanting to have children at all, nor is there anything wrong at all with wanting to have children.

Eva and Lucas are so selfish that they act as if the Earth is centered around them.

by PhoenixGamer34 September 7, 2022

Selfism

Eating your own flesh, specifically your dick.

John: “Yo my niggeth I just saw a video of a guy cutting off his dick!”
Bartholomew: “Bro that’s Selfism what the fuck”

by ragingpornaddict September 23, 2022