Rube Goldberg

An unlikely and absurdly designed machine intended to perform a simple function in the most complicated and indirect way. Named in honor of Reuben Lucius Goldberg (1883-1970), an engineer with the City of San Francisco Water and Sewers Department who became a Pulitzer-Prize winning cartoonist, sculptor and author. His long-running comic strip, "Inventions", displayed many such devices of his own design.

My Grandfather built his own fuel injector with a Rube Goldberg set-up made of old plumbing parts.

by Unidyne December 29, 2003

Rubaphire

Rubaphire is cartoon network's first gay couple. Two tiny, cute lesbians who are desperately in love with eachother. Their fusion garnet, is always cracking jokes about their love. Steven universe is the gayest show by far.

Jenny whispered, "My otp is rubaphire."

"No way!" Says Claire, "Garnet is waaayy too gay."

by Thegayestgirlincartoons July 15, 2015

Ruby Martinez

Ruby Martinez is the cutest human being in the world that deserves better! All he wanted was for Olivia, Monse, Jamal, and Cesar to be happy! But Cesar didn’t shoot

“Ruby wanted to make everyone happy! RUBY MARTINEZ DESERVES BETTER!”

by Ruben.Martinez May 29, 2018

mike ruby

the biggest tit rod anyone has ever met. he'll fuck your day up more than anyone else in the world. he thinks he's sexy but he has man tits and a peach on his arm. if you see him, fuck his day up and piss on his tits!

TITS, i just met mike ruby. he has man tits!

by titrod2144 December 17, 2009

mark rubel

The best damn educator alive. Some define Mark Rubel as the god of the audio world. He owns his own studio (pogo studio) based in Nashville TN. As well as being a kick ass audio engineer, he is also a registered weapon/ wizard. His cusinne of choice is anything that doesn't involve meat, as he is a vegetarian/ animal lover.

Man: I'm lucky to have a professor like Mark Rubel

by Definitiiiiion September 18, 2018

real rubbernecking

when a guy secretly stares at a girl and is jerking off his rubber neck

when jim was fired they looked under his desk and saw cum stains.

wow he mustve been doing real rubbernecking

by phantom negromante May 23, 2019

Rick Rubin

highly talented producer. in conjunction with The Beastie Boys, produced their very best album Liscence To Ill. Also produced the best song from The Black Album, 99 Problems, probably the most masterfully produced rap song ever.

"You crazy for this one, Rick!
It's ya boy!"
Jay-Z

by boom boom b July 26, 2004