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Touch Grass

Something that predators should do.
Creep: *talking to a 13 year old*
Normal person: Hey, creep, go touch grass.
by Pialinist April 13, 2023
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Touch Grass

Used back in the late 90's early 2000's as a hip way to say Fuck off
by Leftforlife June 16, 2024
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Grass

that green shit people always tellin you to touch
by the fresh king of bel air July 13, 2023
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Grass

Adjective/verb/noun: Describes a chaotic or absurd state where everything feels so ridiculous that sanity is optional. The embodiment of exhaustion so profound that all you want to do is exist as grass – silent, still, and utterly unbothered.

“Go grass or go home” - When you’re so close to losing it that you fully embrace the chaos or absurdity as a coping mechanism.

Urgent Notes:

“Grass” can be applied universally – whether you’re mentally fried, descending into silliness, or just want to become one with the lawn and vibe forever.
Example: “This is a mess, it’s go grass or go home at this point.”

“I’m grassing hard after that endless meeting.”

“GRASSGRASSGRASSGRASS”
by grassgod January 21, 2025
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coup de grass

Da final status of an argument from a teenager about not wanting to mow da lawn.
If yer parents decide to have ya do a little yard-work, ya should know right off da bat dat it's not gonna do any good to whine or protest about it --- it'll always be da "coup de grass" --- i.e., ya'll still hafta do said landscaping in da end, no matter how loudly ya wail about it.
by QuacksO July 7, 2024
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touch grass

The term "touch grass" is a colloquial expression that has become popular on social media and in online communities. It generally means to go outside and spend time in nature or to take a break from the internet or other indoor activities.

The phrase "touch grass" has gained popularity in the context of online discourse, particularly in gaming and meme communities, where it is often used as a playful admonishment to people who spend too much time in front of screens. It is also sometimes used as a way to encourage people to take a break from their devices and engage in physical activity or outdoor recreation.

Overall, the term "touch grass" is meant to convey the importance of getting outside, connecting with nature, and taking a break from the digital world.
Person A: "I've been playing video games for six hours straight, my eyes hurt."

Person B: "Dude, you need to touch grass. Go outside and get some fresh air."
by KylomaskGamer April 29, 2023
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grass

something you, nor I, have touched
person 1: lets go touch some grass!
person 2: what's grass
person 1: I don't know
by average grass enjoyer August 22, 2024
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