11 definitions by the fresh king of bel air

Person 1: Check me out homie. Strapped wit' da gun't.
Person 2: Damn nigga, get a lock fo' that shi.
by the fresh king of bel air June 27, 2023
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Jimothy: Man, this ice tastes so delicious. I could eat it up all day.
Henry: Go climb a tree, Jimothy, you're weird as fuck.
by the fresh king of bel air June 26, 2023
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1) To forget to or be unable to pay your taxes.

2) To commit tax evasion.
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CIAGuy1: Man, I can't believe that guy pulled an Al Capone on us again! This is the third year in a row!
CIAGuy2: From what I can tell, the guy doesn't make a lot of money. I wouldn't blame it on him.

2)
CIAGuy1: That scoundrel is always getting away with tax evasion!
CIAGuy2: I know. He's always able to pull an Al Capone on us.
by the fresh king of bel air June 23, 2023
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1) An odd number

2) When someone gets away with something and another person can't get back at them for it, or "can't get even" with them
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Person 1: What's 3 times 9?
Person 2: Even't.
Person 1: No dude, it's 27...
Person 2: Exactly, even't.
Person 1: What dafuq does that mean?
Person 2: An odd number, like 27, or just any number that isn't even! Your name has an odd number in it too. 1's even't.
Person 1: Don't make fun of my name, bitch.

2)

Nguyen: Boy, get yo ass back hee. We got beef to settle, ya dickwad.

Trevor: I guess you could say we're even't.

Nguyen: You such a pussy.
by the fresh king of bel air June 26, 2023
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was invented by clock companies to sell more clocks.
Albert: Time was invented by clock companies to sell more clocks.
Timothy: Wise words from a wise man.
by the fresh king of bel air June 26, 2023
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