Numa Numa

A very annoying repetative fad, with a annoying European song that just won't fucking die. It's a video clip of some fatass dork, who looks like he ate 100 burgers, lip-syncing the song. It's famous on Newgrounds.com, even though it's a flash site, not a video clip site, and everywhere on the internet and now on TV.

The song itself was originated from a Romanian boy band called "O-Zone"

Everyone at my school was singing the Numa Numa song, it made me want to shoot everyone in the entire school.

Everytime I heard the Numa Numa song, I wanted to cut my own ears off.

by ShortbusGus February 25, 2005

Alden's Number

The Alden Constant is the amount of votes that Joseph R. Biden won in the 2020 U.S Presidential Election.

You can the difference of the total popular vote by subtracting the Alden Constant/Alden's Number by Donald J. Trump's popular vote total.

by NotBubble November 7, 2020

numb fuck

where a man repediatly smacks his hard cock on a female's twat until it becomes sore. then he takes his hand and smacks the clitoris, and immediatly pinching it afterwards. the man would then take his hands and cuff the cunt as hard as he can to prevent blood from entering the beat pussy. this would cause the pussy to fall asleep. once the cunt turns blue/purple the man grabs his cock and fucks the numb twat. the female should now feel an odd sensation of blood rushing back into her pussy combined with an orgasm.

an example of "blood rush" would be someone tightly cuffing your wrist. causing your hand to fall asleep because the hand is blocking the blood from entering through the wrist. and when he/she lets go of your wrist, you feel an odd sensation of blood rushing back into your hand. (as described in the "numb fuck" practice.

by ST3V3 P. March 1, 2009

Number 11

A new term for sex so parents and others, don't know what you're talking about.

"i heard that yesterday Shaunt'e went to Chris-stuff's house and they did number 11'
"EWWWW!!! i just walked in on my parents having number 11 !!!"

by Amayziinqgx3 December 27, 2009

Dialing number 7

Getting your period prs parting of the red sea. (#7 on the telephone is PRS)

You wanna do some in and outs tonight?
No thanks I'm dialing #7
Ok then I'm dialing 1-800-fuckme cuz I need to get laid.

by Andi March 7, 2005

What's behind door number one

1. Death. "Door number one" is the coffin lid, the ground above the grave or the gravestone.

2. Severe consequence.

"You want to jump off, Jamf, or do you want what's behind door number one?"

"Do you think H likes what he found behind door #1?"

by TmmR January 23, 2008

put a new number in the clock.

Need for a change. Time to change old or bad habits. Time to make a change. Source: A phrase I coined at the hospital when I was changing some bad habits that were harming my health and well being.

My life working this this job is dull and boring. Time to put a new number in the clock. I'll quit my job and go into business for myself owning my own pet store.

by Dave Greer March 4, 2008