Monday

The day kids dread going back to the hell hole called school

Tomorrows Monday!
Nooooo not the hell hole!}

by Levi........ January 19, 2019

American Mongrel

American Mongrel (or Mutt) is a derogatory word to describe the Americans, for being part of a Melting Pot, where everyone is mixed with one another.

"America is a mongrel nation run by Jews"
- Adolf Hitler

"We are sort of a mongrel people"
- Barack Obama

Example:
John: Hey look! There goes that American mongrel.
Peter: These American tourists are everywhere in Europe now.
John: Tell me about it. Bunch of mutts...

by Gött August 11, 2012

money goggles

A cousin of beer goggles, but applicable to women. Just as beer goggles make unattractive women desirable to men, money goggles make unattractive men desirable to women. So a man can be a complete, misogynistic pig, but if hes a complete, misogynistic pig with 20 million dollars, women are willing to ignore the fact that he is a complete, misogynistic pig thanks to money goggles.

At first, Mindy hated the dirty, loud asshole at the end of the bar. When she found out he had a fleet of sports cars, a mansion in Florida and a Swiss bank account, she put on her money goggles and was soon fellating him in the back of his Rolls Royce.

by weasel1969 October 2, 2007

monotheistic

Adj. Pertaining to a belief system with only one almighty god.

Christianity, Islam, and Judaism are monotheistic.

by Downstrike May 24, 2004

Monday Couple

A term used for a couple in the South-Korean variety show, "Running Man". The couple consists of two people, Gary (개리) and Song Ji Hyo (송지효). The two people are called Monday Couple as they only admit one another as their partner during Mondays only.

A: I am totally shipping the Monday Couple right now!
B: I know right! I hope they end up together in real life too.

by littlehorse56 April 20, 2013

Monopoly

A viscous family game where the board is usually picked up by someone and used to whack someone's head.

Cop1: What's the problem?
Cop2: It appears this family played monopoly.
Cop1: How many died?
Cop2: 3 children and 1 adult.

by ChildHandler October 9, 2016

mongus

it is just amongus

mongus tonight jay allways my mongus buddy

by garfinbrook May 6, 2021