Mike Sherman 

The man who drove the once great Packers into the ground.

I'm glad they finally whacked Mike Sherman but, damn, did they have to wait six years?

Mike Sherman by Gerkin April 21, 2006

Mike Tyson

A black mongoloid, who will bite your ear off if he begins to lose. He also will not be kicked out of the tournament, or any others, for such a deed.

Mike Tyson says, "RARGH! ME MIKE TYSON! EAR GOOD!"

Mike Tyson by Amerikaner August 27, 2006

Mike and Molly

Giving a kiss on the forehead, usually from a guy to an adorable girl who is shorter.

I can't wait to give you a Mike and Molly when I get home!

Mike and Molly by Dangaelberry January 7, 2011

Mike Malloy 

A talk show host who is the left wing equivalent of Glen Beck. Hates people who believe in God or follow a religion. Does nothing but cusses and screams like a little bitch every night. Always hangs up on callers who have different views than him, because he can't argue with them worth crap. Likes to mock religious texts and call them blood filled but praises Darwin's origin of species even though more fanatics have used it to justify slavery, racism, imperialism, maltreatment of the poor, war, etc in one and a half centuries than the bible or quran have caused throughout history. The sooner this old shit dies, the better. He is also one of the main reasons why the political left will be always sucking the dick of right wingers.

And to be honest, Beck, as much as the guy is insane, can kick Malloy's ass in a debate.

Mike Malloy: okay we have a caller in Arizona..you're on the air

Caller: Hey Mike, listen I like listening to you're show, but I disagree with you on one th-

Mike Malloy: SON OF A BITCH YOU RIGHT WINGERS STOP CALLING MY SHOW LEAVE ME ALONE I HATE ALL OF YOU F-KING DIE EACH AD EVERY ONE PF YOU!!!!!!!!!

Mike Malloy by dude709 March 4, 2010

Mike Davis 

A drink mixture made up of Sierra Mist and lime syrup. Preferably served on the rocks.

Named after the meteorologist for WBNS 10 TV News.

I'll have a Mike Davis, on the rocks.

Mike Davis by Tizz Mizzle January 14, 2008

mike crush

a "mike crush" is a type of crush you have on someone that is nice to you when they don't have to be. and all you can think about is sleeping with them to repay them for their kindness.

ex 1: oh that kid was so nice to me on my first day of work while everyone else didn't even notice that i was there! i think i'm starting to have a mike crush on him.

ex 2: i just dropped a dime and that guy just picked it up and handed it back to me. total mike crush.

mike crush by snootch87 January 15, 2008

mike wheeler 

A bitchass motherfucker from the TV show stranger things. He’s fucking annoying and he is super controlling and possessive of his gf eleven. Plus eleven’s mental growth was stunted by childhood abuse and lack of social interaction, so she has the mental maturity of about a seven year old and she sure as fuck isn’t ready for a relationship. Plus he’s mean to will Byers the sweetest bitch on the show. In essence, fuck you michael wheeler.

Mike wheeler is such an annoying bitch this season.

mike wheeler by Salty and tired leave me alone July 11, 2019