saying the joke but louder

amy schumer

"whale noises" -Whale
"whale noise" -Amy schumer
whale: yo wtf amy youre just saying the joke but louder

by ChristofferSbeveMan November 4, 2019

We friends but we go together

This is the type of friendship that blurs all lines to even be considered platonic. All your friends and family are convinced something deeper is going on because of the undeniable connection. Y’all try to play it cool but deep down you both know there’s something there

Stop acting like we just friends. We friends but we go together, now cancel on him and let’s go

by SameLexi July 27, 2022

I’m at the W but I can’t meet you in the lobby

The W, is a prestigious hotel on the Chicago lake front. He’s can’t go to the lobby without being recognized by fans.

I’m at the w but I can’t meet you in the lobby, far too many people.

by Gohawks44 December 17, 2017

You can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think

Trying to explain something to someone and no matter how well or how much you explain they just don't get it or refuse to get it.

"All the evidence shows there was no election fraud but trump supporters still won't believe, you can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think"

by Anton bevermarsh January 9, 2021

yes, but actually no

A meme, which has lasted more than 6 months.

"Does PETA helps to save animals?"

Yes, but actually no.

by Makel the magi March 17, 2019

I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead

Usually used by white girls who "just can't take it anymore Becky"

Susan-(fails a math test) "uh no"
Still Susan- " I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead
Susan once again- (high-pitched girl screams)
Starbucks around America die in horrible painfully slow deaths.

by Ateaphobia June 27, 2016

this could be us but you playin

A joke, often in meme form, that has a picture of an unattractive or ghetto couple (or a couple doing weird things) that says, "this could be us but you playin."

*picture of woman shaving guy's butt*

THIS COULD BE US BUT YOU PLAYIN

by FimogenFeels April 13, 2014