Steve Witkoff The Jerkoff

Nickname around the Kremlin for the incompetent billionaire buddy of Diaper Donald, who fancies himself a great negotiator, but is no match for Putin.

Steve Witkoff The Jerkoff will have his lunch eaten in negotiations Putin.

by LaughingAloud December 2, 2025

Grease WithoutHerSpoon

An insult against a bimbo who thinks they look like Reese Witherspoon. But they barely shower and look like grease. They’re so greasy that they can’t even see their reflection with a spoon.

Employee one: did you see Danny today? Girl, he looked like Grease WithoutHerSpoon

by Twunk102 December 3, 2025

with and without

to be in a 'friends with benefits' situation and feeling particularly confused about it.

'what's the sit with you and Jack?'
'not sure, with and without really.'

by stella riley December 5, 2007

With or Without Gentlemen

A popular video on youtube in which a scene from Spongebob is played very fast in techno form. (e.g. Best Frenemies, The chocolate episode.)

Spongebob: "Can we interest you in some chocolate?"
Patrick: "With or without nuts? With or without nuts? Without nuts."
Me: "Why the fuck is it called 'With or without gentlemen?'"

by BabySealClubberLang June 19, 2011

Pull a Witness

When one has befouled a public washroom to such an extent that they will go to any lengths to NOT be found out as the culprit.

As demonstrated by Lukas Haas in the 1985 Harrison Ford film 'Witness'. Wherein, Haas hides from a suspicious Danny Glover in a public washroom.

I walked into the bathroom at work less than two minutes after Jamie and the stench was unimaginable. I looked to the stalls to see if his shoes were present, but he was totally trying to pull a Witness - trying not to get caught fumigating.

by EvilBiscuit September 4, 2013

gebrovah's witness

One who lives by the bro code, and persistently shoves the bro code down people's throats, mainly his/her close friends. Eventually crosses the line of douchebaggery.

One friend was concerned about the other about losing him to his girlfriend. Not expressing much tactfulness, he dropped the phrase "bros before hoes."

The following status was found on said friend's Facebook timeline:
"I respect those who look out for me, but when you shove the bro code down my fucking throat like you're a gebrovah's witness, that's past where I draw the line. "Bros before hoes..." kindly eat a bag of dicks."

by PyGuy March 13, 2014

Balls Deep Without Being Balls Deep

When you are already caught up in a girl's emotional past without having gotten any pussy yet.

John: How did last night with Jenny go?
Jeff: Not good man, she explained to me all her self-esteem issues and I didn't even hook up with her.
John: Jeez, sounds like you're balls deep without being balls deep.
Jeff: Yeah, it's a rough place to be in.

by Barb Laheyyyyy September 14, 2014