Sealed Venting

Posting a vague vent as an acknowledgment of your reaction to something that you do not wish to go into further detail of because it is too difficult to explain, not the correct audience to explain it to, and or you need to keep things a bit private due to circumstances

(Not to be confused with vagueposting. I actually made this definition because I realized I was using the word vagueposting wrong)

Example 1: Person makes a sealed vent along the lines of “I’m tired” but that’s a simplification of the complicated and confusing inner turmoil they’re feeling at the moment that they can’t put into words

Example 2: Person does some sealed venting talking about how they’ve had an epiphany and their mind is blown in a bad way. They’re talking about something related to their love life but they give more details in a different vent chat where the people there better understand the context or there’s a safer environment to go in depth about it

Example 3: Person has been sealed venting about something going on in their personal lives. Something really bad has happened or is happening but for their or someone else’s safety/privacy/reputation they need to keep it vague

by YaBoyBenji423 December 17, 2023

To venture into the Phlegethon

Expression refering to the willingness of an individual to perform felation on their sexual partner regardless of them being on their period. The Phlegethon being a river of boiling blood where violent souls are punished.

We hadn't seen each other in a while, I did not care I had to venture into the Phlegethon.

by TequilaAnnex June 6, 2024

Scenario Venting

Getting worked up over something that hasn't happened, does not currently have a high chance of happening, and yet someone is venting about what could happen if it does, in fact, happen. This usually involves an unknown number of people being distracted by such an occurrence. Sometimes, it even ends up including all people involved in the conversation even though there's absolutely nothing productive about having the conversation to begin with.

Scenario Venter: If we do this now, who knows what could happen. Like, if we do this and all of a sudden it doesn't work anymore, all hell is going to break loose.

Logical Person Involved: Just change the damn batteries. You're scenario venting over something that is so unlikely to be an issue and you're wasting everyone's time.

by Jalitg February 21, 2024

Green venting

The act of closing your teeth as someone farts through them and you inhale the fart. (Preferably if you have gapped teeth)

"Green venting is so fun i love the smells it gives off."

by Larkermalo March 4, 2024

Visual Venture

Visual Venture is a YouTube channel that creates long-form documentaries about the dark worlds of the internet. Their mission is to spread awareness about the dark sides of the internet and keep people safe online.

The internet is written in pen, not pencil. Visual Venture.

by SoupyDelight March 13, 2024

Imposed Ventral Impalement

Ventral Impalement which happens to be imposed. Grindcore band emerging from the ghetto of St.Pölten, Austria.

I can't believe that Imposed Ventral Impalement put out a new EP. My favourite song's called "Eating the Hooker I Just Killed"

by Imposed Ventral Impalement December 12, 2024

anal venting

Passing a fart back and forth between one anus and another. You gotta be gentle. You can’t just jam it in there or else too much pressure builds and it becomes a burp.

Hey baby, you wanna go practice anal venting?!

by Stacked skinwalker March 8, 2025