Eat my potatoes 

To eat someones potatoes means to suck someones testicals.

"I was in bed with this nasty bitch names nicolle and we were getting frisky and i said eat my potatoes bitch, and she ate them well"
"Nasty"

Eat my potatoes by BigCockJawPotatoeEater July 26, 2009

baked potatoes 

1) The simplest and greatest way of preparing that mighty tuber, the potato. Set the oven to three hundred and fifty degrees and rock on for about fourty five minutes then rock on some more.

2) One of the manliest foods on the planet.

The other day, I ate four Baked Potatoes while watching a John Wayne movie. It was one of the manliest nights of my life.

Steve (on instant messenger): i just ate a baked patotoe ya, it kicked ass, why not define that on urban dictionary, bitch...

baked potatoes by Bythorsbeard January 19, 2005

Potartoe 

a mysterious vegetable that is a cross between a tomato and a potato that grows in the human toe.

Oh dude, lets go to The Medic Droid's concert and threw potartoes that i grew in my toe at them!

Potartoe by NeverShoutAlex! December 20, 2008

potato pockets 

(n) The state of having way too much stuff in your pockets, and the weighed-down and oppressive feeling accompanying such a state. Refers particularly to the combination of jean front pockets and large blunt items, such that it feels like you are literally walking around with raw potatoes in your pockets.

God, it feels so good to get rid of this shit I've been carrying around all day. Wadded up receipts...wallet...cell phone...keys...coins...napkins...lint...a sharpie...a chapstick...a pack of lifesavers...man, that was some serious potato pockets.

potato pockets by jk_actually February 27, 2011

Potato Treatment

The treatment, often employed by an extremely beta individual used through online messaging which includes constantly ignoring the target, repeatedly responding with generic replies, going AFK randomly for hours at a time and randomly leaving mid-conversation. People who apply this treatment often contain traits such as acting emo or dis-attached, being lazy, having no motivation, sleeping all day and as stated before, being extremely beta.

"Hey, that extremely beta guy is giving me the potato treatment again.."

Potato Treatment by MegaToast July 13, 2015

potato with legs 

When a dog is so fat that it can no longer walk.

God, that dog really is a potato with legs.

potato with legs by Tsjtwertnick January 10, 2017

potassium yttrium sulfur

Also known as Potassium Yttrium Sulfide. If somebody mentions this to you, they are quite literally saying KYS. As always, when somebody tells you to KYS, it is either a sign of true friendship or they fucking hate you.

Kentucky Inbred Male: heya doc i just pipe mi cousin! fuck 12!
Doctor: I can prescribe a 10mg dose of Potassium Yttrium Sulfur. Please administer rectally.
Kentucky Inbred Male: tanks doc! hit me up wid da addys next time!

potassium yttrium sulfur by dirtyrupees June 15, 2018