jillian michaels

the trainer from the biggest loser and one of the toughest scariest people in the known universe.....

contestant : I WANNA QUIT!!!
Jillian michaels: NEVER!!!!!! (turns into the hulk)

by whatever 45 March 26, 2010

Birmingham, Michigan

Birmingham, Michigan is a very affluent suburb of Detroit. It has a beautiful, charming and expensive downtown area. Birmingham has very few dumpy houses, and is home to some of the most brilliant mansions, historical homes, Tudors, and other fancy houses next to Bloomfield, Hills, another wealthy city in Southern Michigan.

The majority of Birmingham's population is upper middle class to wealthy class. Popular jobs consist of lawyers, surgeons, doctors and corporate executives.

Birmingham has many upscale restaurants and swim clubs.

Birmingham is mostly Christian and Republican.

Many notable people were once residents of Birmingham.

Birmingham is a wonderful place to live, but frequently accused of being home to snooty people.

Oh my gawd, you live in Birmingham, Michigan??!! Which club do you belong to? Are your cleaning ladies Italian or Mexican? Is your Mercedes Benz the newest model? Which Juicy sweatsuit do you have? Is your husband a corporate executive or a surgeon? Are you a hockey mom? Where were you spring break? The South of France? Palm Beach, FL? Hilton Head Island, SC? Beverly Hills, CA?

by ResidentOfBirmingham July 20, 2011

Michael Afton

Fnaf guy you play as in most games. He is tall and skinny, but not too skinny, more fit actually. His dad is a messed up pee paw Willy. And he killed his brother in 1983. But, he’s actually hot.

Person 1: OMG MICHAEL AFTON IS HOT
Person 2: I know right?!? He became a rotting corpse but who cares?!?!?

by anonymous February 26, 2022

micropretension

A statement that conveys an indirect, subtle, or unintentional affectation that is superfluous or irrelevant to the context of a conversation.

Person 1: "Did you watch that show?"
Person 2: "I don't have a TV."

Person 1: "Are you hungry?"
Person 2: "I'm a vegan."

They were subject to many acts of micropretension at the vegan restaurant.

by n0ta February 8, 2017

St. Michael

St. Michael is one of the principal angels; his name was the war-cry of the good angels in the battle fought in Heaven against Satan and his followers.

In Hebrew his name means: "Who Is Like God"

by Erick August 27, 2005

microsoft customer support

A phrase that may be used to describe anything that does not exist.

"Dude, that unicorn is just like Microsoft customer support!"

by Herter1 February 15, 2009

Micro Bruiser

A small, yet powerful penis

Phrank was packing a real micro bruiser.

by BruiserMH December 10, 2014