Shit From Sheboygan

1. A bloody anal sphincter coated in shit, due to the over wiping from having an unwipeable ass, from a shit that refuses to end See also: Bloody Mud Butt
2. A person, place or thing of very low quality

No anal for me today thanks, I've got Shit from Sheboygan!

My first wife was some Shit from Sheboygan.

by Dr. Pringle April 17, 2013

Immune from Consciousness

Ignoring facts, common sense, and human compassion because religious or political doctrines and dogma dictate a course of action or thought which belies common decency.

I think most politicians and religious leaders are immune from consciousness...look how they treat the environment.

by GaiaGirl December 18, 2013

jerkin' from home

when one decides at the last moment to telecommute, usually because it's 75 degrees and sunny outside.

Yep...just got the 9:05 a.m. e-mail from Terry saying that he's jerkin' from home. He's not fooling anyone.

by patradio July 30, 2014

Fresh from the chicken

A feather freshly plucked from a chicken - meaning it is new.

Are those shoes old or fresh from the chicken?

by tomatos September 23, 2014

Skumgullian from a galleyrat's nest

A person lacking any moral compass

Donald Trump and Madonna are both skumgullian from a galleyrat's nest.

by MaryDoll July 14, 2017

blessed from the front

Your face is hot and your boobs are huge but you have a cute small butt.

Damn girl, you're so blessed from the front you don't even need a booty.

by girlsloveme222 August 22, 2017

Jerk from home

Pretending to work remotely from your primary residence when your sole intention is to do nothing and take the piss.

The reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more balls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.

Employee: “There’s no work to do. I’m going to jerk from home this Friday.”

Manager: “Fine with me. I might jerk from home then too.”

by MattyFleetz January 16, 2018