Definitions by MattyFleetz
Jerk from home
Pretending to work remotely from your primary residence when your sole intention is to do nothing and take the piss.
The reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more balls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.
The reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more balls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.
Employee: “There’s no work to do. I’m going to jerk from home this Friday.”
Manager: “Fine with me. I might jerk from home then too.”
Manager: “Fine with me. I might jerk from home then too.”
Jerk from home by MattyFleetz January 16, 2018