Crack of dawn 

1. The vagina of any woman called Dawn, or simply Dawn's crack. What you wake up to every morning if you were dating her. The cock usually crows at this time.
2. The vagina of any woman you wake up to in the morning.
3. An expression to describe when a woman's vagina is very close you your face when you wake up and it's the first thing you see.

He's normally late for work cos his cock crows every morning at the crack of Dawn.

Crack of dawn by Raphael69 January 15, 2009

crack a jack

to take a dump, have a shit, to defecate.

"I need to crack a jack"

crack a jack by sparky.exe September 6, 2006

crack cock

The unusually flaccid penis a male develops after the consumption of many drugs. This is typically accompanied by (1)frequent trips that the toilet that result in unsuccessful attempts to urinate and (2) inability to arrive at an erection despite being extraordinarily horny (see also blue balls)

A similar phenomenon occurs in females called crack cunt.

"I have crack cock so bad I stood at the urinal for five minutes and only pissed a single drop."

crack cock by ariesjow August 24, 2005

crack attack 

Extreme itch/burn in your ass crack, often occurring after taking a shit and not wiping properly.

My ass crack feels raw. I've got some serious crack attack d00d.

crack attack by Kylenol September 26, 2003

crack pipe 

The crack-taking device that I hide in my collar.

I need some coke real bad... Lemme get my crack pipe.

crack pipe by WyndX April 14, 2003

crack-friend 

A poor, blank-English software translation of vagina and one of the funniest hyphenated words since sack-tits. Commonly encountered in emails from regions of the world with sophisticated penis-enlarging technology such as Nigeria and Equatorial Guinea. Upon encountering an offer containing this word, one should remember the ancient adage : "If it sounds too good to be true, then it definitely is true guy!"

"Women make joke at size of your male-aggregate; make there crack-friend your dominion! 49.95?$"

crack-friend by Q Roberts January 12, 2008

crack water 

The left over water after crack has been cooked. Once the crack water is added to something it makes the other thing more potent.

"Yo that weed was so bangin, they must have ran the crack water on that shit!!!"

crack water by DaddyL October 7, 2008