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canadian pipeline

The canadian pipeline is the act of inserting a straw into ones anus and then putting the other side of the straw into someones elses anus and then you proceed to fart and the gases will then travel into the others persons anus
"Hey bob want to canadian pipeline"
"no jimmy unless dad can join"
"Ok bob We will need the free way straw"
"Get a wide straw, i like the sensation it gives""
"ok jimmy i love uou"
by Angrynigel April 27, 2017
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sky pipe

The pipe in the sky, otherwise known as Skype. Like all pipes in the sky, sometimes it works, sometimes not.
The sky pipe isn't working, must be jammed up with poop, best use facetime instead.
by The wee hag January 27, 2017
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Italian pipeline

When you use a frozen sweet or spicy Italian sausage as a dildo.
"...and then Mario bent over and got an Italian pipeline right up the ass!"
by SerenadingSiren July 14, 2017
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rusty pipe wrench

When after putting it in a girls butt, she turns around and gives you a handjob with a twisting motion.
"Yeah bruh, last night I got with that new girl and she gave me a rusty pipe wrench"
by JosipherTheIII August 4, 2017
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Came Pipe

(Also come pipe)

Of a person when he or she fails in the completion of a task or activity resulting in short to long-term physical mental injury, brain damage, incarceration, incineration, drowning, divorce, paralysis or even death.
1. George tried to ollie over those stairs at the library, but came pipe.

2. Yo, I almost rode out a beast of a wave yesterday when I fucked it all up and came pipe.

3. I came pipe after eating one too many Twinkies and trying to do a double somersault on top of a moving train.
by Amazambane April 23, 2018
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Ninja Pipe

Girl 1: Hey watch this l, imma give that guy a ninja pipe.
Girl 2: You wont.
by Ness828 January 8, 2018
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Afghani Pipeline

An Enormous, Long, Solid Piece of Shit thrown in the freezer until frozen and used as an instrument in Sexual Activity.

I.e A Makeshift Penetration Device.
Babe: Oh Pablo,

My batteries to my Toy are Dead ! Whatever shall I do !?

Pablo: Nyeaah don't worry dere lil lady, the Afghani Pipeline's already in the Freezer!

Babe: My HERO!!
by Ragz The King February 12, 2018
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