Monkey Rag 

a special towel, shirt or other cloth object kept near your bed, preferably between the mattress and box spring, which is used to wipe up masturbatory ejaculate.

"John's monkey rag is getting stinky because he hasn't washed it in 3 months."

Monkey Rag by strabble April 30, 2006

monkey jeans 

THe most expensive designer jeans next to prada. They are ususally priced at about $400 a pair and have Japanese drawings such as dragons on them. BY FAR THE COOLEST JEANS ON THE MARKET. I only have 1 pair because you have to sell 1 gram to get 1 pair.

I be rollin up in dem red {monkey jeans} and the ladies come up and through me stacks and tities!

monkey jeans by Rollin 60s n'hood CRIPS July 8, 2006

Monkey Pussy 

The act of tucking one's shaft and balls down between their legs, then mooning someone.

That fucking faggot Jason, gave us a Monkey Pussy.

Monkey Pussy by King January 22, 2004

monkey bowls 

small bowls used at restaurants to serve side-dishes and dipping sauce. called monkey bowls because they look as if they are used to serve the brain of a monkey.

"T, where the hell are all the goddamn monkey bowls?!?!"

monkey bowls by pooperbean June 28, 2007

Monkey Rocker

the Monkey Rocker is basically a cahir that has sex with you, you sit down on the dildo and it penetrates you into your anal orriphus, depending if your a guy or girl, it is meant for both sexes.

hey, i bought this Monkey Rocker for $799.99, wanna try it out?

Monkey Rocker by A disestablishmenatarianzed May 27, 2009

monkey piss 

The bottom inch of a 40 oz. bottle of beer.

Who wants the monkey piss?!?!?!?!?!

monkey piss by Rusty Shackleford January 18, 2005

monkey turd 

1. a piece of monkey shit
2. a dumb person

Monkey Turds piss me off

monkey turd by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004