Rocky Mountain House 

A small town in Alberta Near Red Deer that is commonly prided on its "oil and agriculture". Beyond this is has a population of grade nines with the single lowest IQ ever. Rocky can be known for it's toothless bar folk at the bottom of its "main street" or for how amazingly greasey everyone who works at McDonald's is. Often the people from Rocky when asked where they are from will not respond and will try to change the subject with the lightning fast reflexes of a sloth.

"Hey where are you from?"- Rando
"The sky is blue wanna ride bicycles?"- Rocky Mountain House Folk

Rocky Mountain House by Luigi87000 December 12, 2008

Cum around the mountain

verb.
A sex act that usually involves a fat fetish. The (usually) female obese participant sits on the ground naked or otherwise, while one or more male participants proceed to manually stimulate themselves while walking in a circle around the person in the middle. They then proceed to cum all over the obese participant in the middle.

similar to bukkake except for the fact that it only requires one person to spank the monkey as opposed to multiple participants
A play on words derived from the children song "She'll be coming around the mountain",

"How are things going with that fat girlfriend of yours?"
"pretty good man, over the weekend we got busy and she let me cum around the mountain"
"man that shit is disgusting!"

Cum around the mountain by GoYaffa July 27, 2008

rocky mountain tits 

when a girl has implants that ripple and harden.

holy shit them rocky mountain tits are outlandish.

rocky mountain tits by garrett June 16, 2006

Rocky Mountain 

A Rocky Mountain is a delicious alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 quarters Mountain Due and 1 quarter rum, served on the rocks.

Davey: hey Ian were out of coke, pass me the mountain due and rum.

Ian: are you making a rum and mountain due over there?

Davey: yes i am and its going to be delicious.

Ian: what an amazing drink. Were going to call it a Rocky Mountain

Rocky Mountain by davey thenavy October 30, 2010

Lookout Mountain

Basically the most awesome place in the world, especially Chattanooga. We get the snow, we get the cooler temperatures, we get the sunsets. Above all, Lookout Mountain dominates Signal Mountain in everything, especially coolness, importance to the world, awesomeness, and quality of men (and women).

"Lookout Mountain, isn't that that place that basically made Chattanooga, brought us the Luptons, Coca Cola, Moon Pies, and basically everything else that's cool?"

"Yes."

Lookout Mountain by Lookout Mountain Wins December 6, 2009

Russian Mountain Goat 

Ironically, these are thoroughbred Horses.

I just had mad Goatsex with that Russian Mountain Goat, Seabiscuit.

Russian Mountain Goat by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Titty Mountain Girl 

A lesbian lumberjack that enjoys having Boston Pancakes and moonlight bareback riding on the mountainside. They're a rare but emerging breed.

Man 1: So I heard you came onto a titty mountain girl last night...
Man 2: Yeah, she was hairier than an ape and through a hissy fit after she found out I was a man!

Titty Mountain Girl by Tots and Jelly December 27, 2009