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Sex

One of the oldest forms of activity between two consenting individuals. Began as an alternative to asexual reproduction around 1.38 billion years ago, where bacteria would simply play catch with their DNA and reproduce as a result, then branched out into each species of animal. Organisms that reproduced, passed on characteristics such as lust, and a desire for parenthood. The actual biological parts like genitals, a womb, menstruation, sperm + egg, came later as species evolved.

Much later, when humans came along, we began to repurpose this act. It was no longer just to reproduce. We ended up with the want to prove intimacy. Pleasure. Power. Love and romance. Connection. Bonding. The list goes on.
We use contraception to STOP the reproduction if we're not ready. We talk about it all day long. We see it in the media plastered everywhere. We link it to social status and fulfillment, hence why "virginity", "lack of partners", or the desire to not have children are often frowned upon or viewed as deviant.
"Love is just about reproduction"
Well maybe thousands of years ago, but definitely not today
I love good sex
by ShitWithinThySandwiches October 19, 2025
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Sex kitten

A flirtatious somewhat good looking woman in her 20s.

It can be used as an insult or a compliment in Lorenzo’s mind even if she is so mid and ugly.

Lorenzo: “hey remember that girl you used to date?” “she was a total sex kitten…”

Conor: “what’s a sex kitten?”

Lorenzo: “I really don’t know I just use the word to look edgy and cool but really in the end autism is just the new meta…”
Lorenzo: “hey remember that girl you used to date” “she was a total sex kitten”
by FernoURBANNN February 16, 2025
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sex story

we both know good and well you aren't here for a definition...

i'm an absolute nymphomaniac i cannot be tamed and if you're reading this you probably are too, so you're welcome for this. i'm a retired smutty wattpad fanfic writer and this is based off of many true stories btw, i am a very regular sex haver !! enjoy. <3

pt 1 btw because it was wayyy over the character limit...
sex story pt 1!

'shit, shit, shit' i whispered under my breath, texting my bf i was gonna be a little late picking him up. it was 2pm and i'd overslept. my dad was driving me to get him that day and he was going to work afterwards so we would have the whole night alone. i hurry and brush my teeth, eat a snack, take my medicine, get some water and then finally put on one of my man's favorite pair of panties and one of his favorite bras – little dark blue panties with white stars, a lacy waistband and a little pink bow from victoria's secret and a black flowery bralette from pink, and i top it off with some extra perfume, around my ankles, on my inner thighs, on the sides of my neck and my midsection between my pantyline and the band of my bra.

i get into the car while i let my imagination go wild absolutely on the way to get him while staring out the car window.

i get there, come in and i see him wearing my favorite grey shirt that fits his body perfectly. his hair looks so soft and fluffy today- and my pupils immediately dilate when i see him look back at me smiling and immediately pause the video game he was playing.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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Sex-Things

The things regarding the human body that people don't want to talk about.
by Newmann-Newman July 3, 2025
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sex

what urban dictionary definers (edgy 13 year olds) overuse as innappropriate slang
"hey dude i was wondering should we look at the definition of cheese"

"if you will lmao, read it out"

"Cheese is when you proceed to do sex with a-"

"nevermind"
by RF5C January 15, 2025
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sex

something genshin and valorant players wont have
"HE PLAYS VALORANT?! He probably never had sex."
by tekgtikftrg September 6, 2022
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