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Flap-tips

The appearance one's fingertips take on after playing computer games for extended periods of time using only the mouse touch pad. Similar to flat pancakes or 'flapjacks'.
You know it's time to get off the computer when you look down and see your fingers have flap-tips.
by shelovestosail September 22, 2009
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Flap Crap

Hygienically challenged, usually overweight, people can develop a residue of body secretions on their person, typically in compressed areas of the body described as "folds". It can also accumulate in the groin. This filmy substance has a distinct and unpleasant odor. Like crap.
I would go on a date with Tina, but damn she smells like flap crap. I don't want to get that stuff on my hands.

I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.
by WillieWonka12 January 30, 2010
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flap that

expression, indicating one will do their best. Means to move with intention and purpose. Synonymous with "birding it." Antonyms: Fluttering
Joe: I'm gonna get the money, you keep the gun on him. If he moves, shoot the bastard.

Dale: I can flap that

Joe: You better not flutter

Dale: I'm a bird it up in this bitch!
by BlastFlake March 6, 2010
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Flapeesh

Describes the female genitals.

Best used when the female in questions labia flaps clap into each other when she sprints, but can also be used to describe any kind of snatch.

A clap of the hands under the crotch to go along with the use of the word has its own funny merits.
"I bet that Chantelle's Flapeesh has its own gravitational pull!"
by CoonistPaul March 19, 2010
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Flapcat

When a woman has a loose or saggy vagina.
Jimmy had to use his whole fist because she had a flapcat
by Flapper69 May 2, 2010
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flapjack

When a man shits on woman's chest and she squishes it between her breasts and eats it.
Person 1: DUDE I totally gave that girl a flapjack! Person 2: Your fucked in the head!
by KrazyLuke360 December 13, 2010
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Flap Slapper

A female who in an effort to encourage further vigorous copulation slaps her own genitals as if beating a war drum. Rhythm is usually comparable to the Christmas Carol “ The Little Drummer Boy” with encouraging words in place of the lyrics and vigourous slapping of the hand on the genitals in place of the “Parumpa pum pum” sections.
Dude, Maria is such a Flap Slapper. I can't get enough of her.
by Peto G June 11, 2011
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