Flapcat

When a woman has a loose or saggy vagina.

Jimmy had to use his whole fist because she had a flapcat

by Flapper69 May 2, 2010

Flapcan

A person who has a major headache in the upper right/left side of the head or skull due to constant hitting or irritation.

They all got flapcans from the paintball game.

by HUHUHU PIZZA March 30, 2011

flacate

To make flacid.
Being so ugly, you make the horniest, blue-balledest man lose his erection.

Placate is to placid as flacate is to flacid.

-Damn that fat bitch flacated the whole damn party.
-Yeah that hoe has got to go.
-Wow who let her in?

by Jaymses & Mikey O March 10, 2006

flapicating

A bird carrying an alligator.

"The birds flapicate for migration"
"The birds had trouble flapicating this year because the alligators are fat"
"The birds woke up this morning and decided wait to flapicate until tomorrow"

by Richert Jackson February 28, 2023

Flaphat

flaphat (flăp´hăt) n. A derogatory name used defensively by a used car salesman when confronted with the fact that he or she is not actually an attorney, despite being able to sell ice to an eskimo.

Flaphat!

You little flaphat, I eat guys like you up all day in court.

by Clenden February 19, 2010

Flapatapalous

A feeling of elation so high that one feels like they could fly in the sky or when your day was so amazing that you just can't sit still

Hello, How are you? I feel aboustely flapatapalous today.

That was truly a flapatapalous day.

by fake name xxy August 30, 2016

twat the flapcake

to caressingly grappel the male cock in and out of the female keyhole. To fuck.

Yo dude you have to twat the flapcake on your ho, that jawn looks ready for action.

by eljefe June 11, 2008