Squishes 

An affectionate way to address or greet your friend

Squishes, Stephanie!

Squishes by Gena "Mama Bear" May 22, 2012

Squishysexual 

A heightened sexual attraction to a Squishy cute adorable person.

Friend: Are you straight, bisexual or gay?
Me: I identify as a Squishysexual.

Squishysexual by Pretty Little Girl January 24, 2020

squished up 

A polite way of calling someone fat.

Mommy your not fat, your just squished up.

squished up by Truthteller85 June 29, 2016

Squished ham 

Squished ham.....the technique of pressing one's junk up against the shower glass to horrify the person on the other side.....

I gave my girlfriend the ole squished ham when she came to use the bathroom while iI was in the shower.

Squished ham by Frank N SteinFr June 3, 2018

Squishee

The Slurpee of The Simpsons

I'll Have An All Syrup Squishee

Squishee by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 9, 2008

squished tadpole

When a drunk old man takes his schlong out and rams it into a window while yelling out the phrase "Squished tadpole! Squished Tadpole!" Often done while over consuming cheap and hard alcohol.

I was relaxing in my car the other day and I looked over and seen Gaylords squished Tadpole.

squished tadpole by Hcaz Sakraf November 29, 2006

Squished Lizard 

A squished lizard is when a dude presses his dick up against a glass panel ( i.e window )

I thought i had a peeping tom so i was keeping a close eye on the window, when i next looked up there was a squished lizard looking up at me.

Squished Lizard by dark sunshine March 8, 2009