Waste Yute 

Joel Halverson, You will see this waste yute usally wearing a raptors hoodie, and black and white J’s. A waste yute like this thinks he can ball above the rim better than shy glizzy just because he broke 1 kids ankle. This Waste Yute is also known as a ape looking banana, but dont take this as a bad thing!!! His crimson chin looking ass may dunk on you if you insult him! In basketball he always shoots his shots and makes them, but with the girls... Now thats always a miss!!! This Waste yute’s smile is almost as horrifying than momo’s smile, Never ever say a fact around him! Cause he will argue everything you say and cut you off faster than harambe found himself im a coffin! His ego is bigger than his ball career, But at least his teeth shine brighter than mine.

Person 1: Yo fam your’e such a waste yute!!!!
Person 2: So im basically Joel Halverson?

Waste Yute by CwoodSketch March 19, 2019

Wastemaster 6000 

A fictional product that costs a lot of money to purchase and to maintain, and wastes resources. It either serves no practical purpose or greatly exceeds the needs of the user.

Often, Wastemaster 6000s are purchased by uneducated and unattractive men to impress other men in the hope that they will win friends.

The term is used to mock the uncool people who make these purchases.

Stanly Prickmeyer: Hey Joe, do you like my new barbeque? It puts out 800 000 BTU and consumes 50 gallons of propane per second. I can roast an elephant from 70 yards!

Jo Cool: Wow, is that the new Wastemaster 6000?

Wastemaster 6000 by fox August 28, 2005

wasteman 

Older men who do nothing with their lives. Also known as a waste of space; or wastefran.

A lazy wasteman; someone who had potential to hold a white collared title, but prefers to live like a slum.

wasteman by travestyfund December 1, 2013

waste 

Two versions of waste :

1. Someone who is jus a waste of space.

2. Someone who acts odd or wierd but in a funny way for them. They are different and see things differently. This version originated in Bishop Douglass School in Barnet.

Yun'Dastand

1. Laura: I cant believe he still aint got a job
Paris: Hes waste man.

Random girl walks in

Random girl: i lashed three boys today
Laura & Paris: Errrrrr your a waste girl.

2. Paris walks up to Rival.

Paris: DEOXYRYBONUCLEIC ACID!!!!!! (this means DNA)
Rival: :O Why would you do that ? Your Actually WASTE!

P.S: The two girls writing this are also actually waste! (the second version)

waste by Paris And Laura =D January 11, 2008

Slipknot is a waste of time 

the kind of band that makes you want to blow your head off when you listen to it (the same goes for cradle of filth and the jonas brothers). Fans of slipknot are usually around the ages of 13-14, and if they are older, than they still have the brain of a 13 or 14 year old child for listening to such a twat band. Slipknot is the direct cause for faggots in the world who think they are the most metal people in the world, when people who truly enjoy real metal don't pay attention to how high on the metal scale you are, and really try to find people who listen to metal so they can relate to them (in fact, as long as you don't listen to the blasphemy against odin of slipknot, trivium, as i lay dying, etc, there really is no metal scale. good music (thrash, black and death metal, especially thrash in my perspective) is made just to enjoy, not so you can join the cult of slipkNotagoodband and research stupid trivia knowledge about them, so you can impress your other slipknot fans at your weekly nu-metal circle jerk parties)


the point of all of this, is that if you listen to slipknot, you should grow some balls quick and listen to real music.

i don't mean to insult with that last one, because every one who likes good music had to go through that awkward stage in life where they listened to slipknot back in middle school. PLEASE DON"T GET STUCK IN THAT STAGE!!!! you will be respected way more once you ditch the slipknot shirt and the hot topic pants.

conversation 1, the wrong fan:
person 1: hey, what's up?
person 2: no one understands me. I like being unique because i listen death metal like slipknot, atreyu and korn, but i don't care what other people think because they aren't true maggots like us! you wanna go to hot topic after this and get some guy-liner?
person 1 was unable to answer, because he shot himself in the head with a 12 gauge after person 2's first sentence.


conversation 2, the right way:
person 1: hey, whats up?
person 2:THRASH!!!!
person 1:THRASH!!!!!!!!

slipknot is a waste of time

Slipknot is a waste of time by thrash? don't mind if I do! July 31, 2008

wasted4life

Character from Runescape biggest pimp on the whole game if you ever see him, give him free money

I Have a party hat, im gonna give it to wasted4life!

wasted4life by Jesus christ December 15, 2004

waste 

(v) to lay around the house, preferably on a couch or armchair, eating and watching tv/and or playing video games.

I'm gonna go to my house and waste for a few hours.

waste by Joe July 31, 2004