Cracky-Snacky

When you forget to wipe, let it crust, and dig the crap chunks out of your ass crack and proceed to consume all of it with zero hesitation.

Hey, do you want some of my cracky-snacky? I have some left from when I took a dump earlier.

by Word III March 11, 2025

WANKY SPANKY

When you wake up and decide to spank the monkey until you wanky all over him!

Person 1: Hey, I woke up and had to spank the monkey!

Person 2: Bro, me toooo!

Person 1: It wankied everywhere, even in my mouth!
Person 2: YUMMY!
Person 2: Boi give me some of that!
Person 2: Can we WANKY SPANKY together tonight?

by wet_monkey696969 July 26, 2025

tom hanks spanky dank

when ur masturbating and thinking of forrest gump running into ur anus

dude i had an amazing orgasm when i was tom hanks spanky dank'in you should try and and if you dont

billiards

by voodles1 September 16, 2018

Dancing with Sparky

Dancing all-out, crazy, like you never danced before. One moment, you may be sitting quietly, unassumingly... The next, you’re all-out on the dance floor showcasing moves no one knew you were capable of.

At the wedding last night Grandma was dancing with sparky! She kept dancing until the first rays of the sun came up!

by Kristenp February 16, 2020

Jack the Spack

Loves licking windows, proper disabled c**t and loves popping pills and snorting lines.

Look at Jack the spack over there licking that window

by Toby Big Dick Furn July 27, 2020

Double-Clackle Hock 'N Spackle

When you teach your friend how to spit roast a slapper from town.

My friend and I Double-Clackle Hock 'N Spackled this slapper we met on the weekend.

by GhostFox199 October 30, 2020

i_killed_sparky_too

An amazing tiktoker and editor who is very gay. Someone who sends you random things but is an overall hilarious person :)

Person: oh look at this amazing edit!
Other person: dude that is so cool who made it?
Person: one of my favourite mutuals i_killed_sparky_too

by Random marvel fan :) September 27, 2021