A person who lies to collects welfare, free food, and free medical insurance while they actually are making more money then you. Poser poor are the people who go to food pantries so they can afford to get a new pool, jewelry, and expensive dinners.
by Booooomerrr! October 1, 2019
Get the Poser Poor mug.that one kid who says that they skate while they use a penny board or ripstik, if they even use something at all, while still pretending to be a pro skater dude.
*enters zumiez*
customer: “where is the penny board section?”
employee: “oh the poser section is that way.”
customer: “where is the penny board section?”
employee: “oh the poser section is that way.”
by bequeef October 30, 2019
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What skater boys call beginners 🙄
by Donkey Jeremy October 6, 2020
Get the Poser mug.Never trust someone who claims to be a good guy/girl but isn't who they say they are/seem to be. Someone like that is a poser.
by Solid Mantis December 11, 2020
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Get the Poser mug.When you rip ass so hard it travels forward and gently blows the hair on the bottom of your balls. Can sometimes be a Poseidon's tickle.
by nhigas May 27, 2021
Get the Poseidon's burp mug.Similar to Posiedon's kiss, where toilet water splashes up to touch your butt from the splash of your poop, except it goes up your butthole.
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