Madeira Ohio 

Madeira has the best school in Cincinnati in Soccer, Academics, sometimes football, and almost everything. An amazingly nice downtown area perfect for making Indian Hill jealous of Madeira.

"I hate my school"

"I wish i went to Madeira Ohio"

Said the Indian Hill girl

Madeira Ohio by @)!%(CO 2015) January 5, 2011

Centerville, Ohio 

A nice city in southwest ohio with nice parks but the people are complete snobby asswipes.

Janet: I think im gonna date John.
Dirk: I heard he's from Centerville, Ohio.
Janet: Never mind..

Centerville, Ohio by le'owned December 15, 2011

Toledo, Ohio 

A great place, full of great people. Toledo offers great Minor league Baseball and Hockey teams. It's art museum and zoo are among the top in the country. Countless Historical sites close by (Ft. Meigs, PutnBay, Falling Timbers, Rutherford B Hayes, Ludwig Mill, Sauders Village) Home of The University of Toledo and BGSU twenty min. south. Both schools around 20k students. On the shores of lake Erie and less than hour from the bass islands. A variety of great restaurants (Mancy's,Tony Pacos, Loma Lindas, Sean's, Webers, Capers). Very impressive Parks all around and outside of the city (ie. Oak Openings, Maumee Bay, Sidecut, Secore) Great public golf courses/country clubs (The Legacy/Inverness). Birthplace of great people like Jamie Farr"MASH", Tom Scholz "Boston", Bonnie Turner "That 70's Show/3rd Rock From the Sun",Dominick Labino "Artist-work in 65+Museums/Inventor - 57 patents including the Fiber Glass Used on Apollo Space Crafts" Eugene Kranz "Nasa flight director-Apollo 13" Jim Leyland "Detroit Tigers" Jim Jackson "NBA/BigTenNetwork" Countless Great Coaches inclucding, Don Donoher"Dayton NCAA Champ" Urban Meyer "Florida", Jim Harbough "Stanford", Joe Tiller "Purdue", Gary Pinkle "Missouri" Rob Chudzinski "Miami Hurricanes/Cleaveland Browns." Home to many large company's and fortune 500 corporations (Owens Illinois, Owens Corning, Dana, Jeep, John Mansville)

Toledo, Ohio home of the Mudhens 2005 2006 Governors Cup Champs

Toledo, Ohio by zzzzzzaaaaaccccchhhhhhh May 6, 2010

Canton, Ohio 

The greatest city in America. If you're not from Canton, you can't ever imagine what it's like to grow up in the C-Town. We got more swagger than anyone else cuz we the baddest bitches in the country. If you grew up in Canton you kicked it in hoods like HP, Shorb ave., 12th, the S dub, and the nicer hoods, harter heights, ridgewood, market heights. Canton is home of the greatest high school in the world, the Canton McKinley Bulldogs (Go Pups!) and is home to one of the most famous high school rivalries in the country (and the only high school rivalry to have betting odds in Vegas). Football is life, as Canton is home to the Pro Football Hall of Fame, and it's also the city that the NFL was born. During the first week of August Canton goes harder than usual for Hall of Fame week, when all the football greats come to Canton to party hard for a week. People might be talking shit about the gang violence, pregnant teenagers, the fact that you're most likely to get shot in down on Cherry St. than Baghdad, but the truth is we go harder than anyone else and everyone else is just jealous. Canton is ghetto as fuck man, we fuckin blow trees and can drink anyone under the table, and if you're from the real city and not one of the pussy ass suburbs that pretend they're Canton (I'm talking to you assholes in North Canton and Jackson) then you understand that we are united under one common theme: we're poor as shit but living the high life.

Karl: Hey, where you from?
Me: Canton, Ohio, aka the world's greatest.
Karl: oh, DAMN. I need to back my shit up. I do NOT want to mess with this bitch.

Canton, Ohio by ctownnigga April 13, 2010

canton, ohio 

quite possible the worst place on earth. see also: blow job city

canton, ohio is the best truck stop in the world

canton, ohio by Shaft February 1, 2004

canton ohio 

The farthest point of no return, it is like the Bermuda Triangle but it sucks the life out of you. If you can travel through the devil's ice box in Nelson's ledges it is the only chance to reclaim some of your energy and excitement to fight through and make it to the other side of hell. Once there, if you fight in the rebellion in purgatory against the demon overlord Obama you can reclaim the earth and the rest of the United States can return to normal and peace shall reign down from the heavens. However if you piss off Alistair, he will force you to remain, to go straight to hell without passing go or collecting 200 dollars.

Canton Ohio is the desolation of souls

canton ohio by Lord Tony Stark September 23, 2013

Maumee Ohio 

A suburb city out of Toledo Ohio named after the maumee river with a very rich background knowed for the river, maumee indoor theather and Maumee high school home of heisman winning player Dick kazmire and other great people named Dick rivals with Perrysburg and wooped there ass the last couple of years and yet has a big drug problem with marijuana. but is still a great place to live. PANTHER COUNTRY!!!!

Hey im going to my hood nigga MAUMEE OHIO!!!!

Maumee Ohio by fdsgbbdhgbuyebghbvb December 2, 2009