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mental lol

When you laugh in your head but not aloud, aka MLol or mlol
Husband: “Aren’t you going to laugh at me?”
Wife: “I did, it was in my head. A mental lol.”
by Buckeyeheel May 23, 2018
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Fluid Mentality

Not to be confused with "Fluid Mental Rigidity". Although similar, the difference is between the ability to stand one's ground but also be accepting of others and there difference's. Someone with this trait can fit in anywhere or be any shape the situation requires, without conflict of ideology or lifestyle. Like a fluid.
Man! I thought that preppy kid wouldn't be able to handle that kind of crowd! I was wrong, he must have a fluid mentality.
by Bmanb May 15, 2023
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dano mental

DTX É GAY!
dano mental = DTX
by Jacinto Cândido Ilídio December 9, 2021
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Mentally Molest

To put an NSFW image in someone's head when they don't want to think of that image.
Jason: Yo Joe! I heard Jenna fucked her sister!
Joe: Ew! Gross!
Jason: They had a threesome later with Lily!
Joe: Oh my god, please stop! You are mentally molesting me!
by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT September 12, 2020
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Mental Restardation

A mental condition in which one’s IQ is so low that they maintain a genuine conviction that the stars, their position in the sky at birth, and gravitation pull have an effect on human personality - even despite massive scientific evidence to the contrary. Most affected are scientifically-illiterate obnoxious white women, but anyone is at risk.
Ma’am... we’ve got the test results back and we believe that the brain damage your daughter underwent may have caused a very serious case of mental restardation. We strongly advise that you keep her away from Twitter and Tumblr l’est her condition worsens.
by squitzl December 20, 2020
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dyke mentality

describes a domineering, ill-advised, unadvised woman who goes around acting like a man, making all of her own decisions without the help of any man, doing whatever she thinks that she wants to do without consulting with her own father or her own husband, she represents no man, she represents herself, she wants rights

she is often found all up in men's faces trying to be "one of the boys" but she does not have a man of her own

sometimes she has a man who she runs, rules, and tells him what to do as if she is his man, basically she wish she could be a man but she can't because she's not a man and she won't be a man

it's hard for her to get along with men because she won't stop interrupting him in conversation, trying to boss him, and telling him what to do, only the easily controlled, docile, foolish men need apply for a position with her, she will either end up single, in an unhappy marriage to a man, or with a woman who will accept her rulership, her queendom

she's a baby mama, she's a wife, she's single

men made her that way or they let that happen to her, she may not have known

she got her own house, she got her own car, she got two jobs, she works hard, she's a bad broad with a tattoo sleeve and a bob haircut, sometimes she has a pixie cut but don't be fooled by looks or attire, she wants rights
"Junebug said his mama crazy with her dyke mentality."
by Vita Smart August 5, 2022
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mental colonoscopy

digging a memory from deep inside the cerebral cortex...almost like pulling it out of your rectum
I can't believe you remembered our childhood phone number...it's like you performed a mental colonoscopy.
by Ed Norton 1313 February 17, 2017
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