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Definitions by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT

Sesbian Lex 

A Romanian legend who drifted across the oceans serving justice. Legends say he singlehandedly brought down the plague of eternal apathy against the tides.
hey dude guess what i got that promotion!
oh wow RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
woah i never knew u was a dinosaur
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i have 3 peepees
RAHHH by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT November 1, 2022

belanted 

when you get your pp slashed by a frog
oh no. my pp. i got belanted. i have 4 stds
belanted by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT October 20, 2022
Tuberty is like puberty but reversed basically your voice gets higher and you get shorter untiol the point where you becom a baby
man1: yo man whats going on man my voice sounds like puberty never hat me
man2: yo you motherfucker you got tuberty bitch!
bou: fuck
Tuberty by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT October 20, 2022

Breathenphobia 

The irrational fear of breathing.
Guy: hey i have breathenphobia.
jonny: but youre breathing right now
Guy: *breathes* OMG I BREATHED I NEED TO STOP BREATHING IM SCARED AND THERE'S SOMETHING WARM IN MY PANTS *dies of asphyxiation*
A company that owns shows like South Park. They also like to take everything
handsome man: *uploads a 4 second clip of south park*
Viacom: omg no jsjsjs *takes down the clip and gives copyright strike*

blue hotdog 

To hump someone with 11 fingers whilst gradually transforming into Fred Durst.
guy: dont hump me pls youre being a blue hotdog
guy 2: no way man im gonna keep humit's just one of those days where you don't wanna wake up