hmmphta

a noise made during sex. its manly and unnatractive. it sounds like "HM-FA-TRA" but incredibly fast.

"oohhh jenny... jenny! hmmphta"

by fairyturkey December 12, 2011

hmru

Hit me right up

If there's anyone who wants too go for a coffee this night, hmru!

by Bundersnatch July 25, 2015

hmbwt

Acronym for "Hold my beer watch this". Usually a statement that is made before something goes terribly wrong.

Hey Jim Bob! Hold my beer! Watch This!! (hmbwt)

by hmbwt August 15, 2016

hmpcarta

Shorthand for How Many People Commenting Actually Read The Article?

When you'r e on Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, etc. and you post an article and everyone goes batshit crazy ARGUING but they are only reacting to the headline, or 1 liner synopsis. After a flame-war erupts, someone posts HMPCARTA to ask How Many People Commenting Actually Read The Article?

by BleauxMoi July 26, 2016

Hmu

Hit Me Up

Hey Girl Hmu In Private

by HahaSikeeee July 4, 2016

hmu

Acronym for "hit me up"

Mark: I need to talk to you hmu
Mathew: yo i'll text you

by edsarah May 18, 2016

hmfau

Hit my fat a$$ up, originating from hmu

Heyy, I'm bored asf hmfau

by dumb.chick.lol July 23, 2016