HMD

Hold My Dick. Used when the environment is not ideal for this type of language.

Guy1: wah wah wah nag nag nag

guy 2: BRO! HMD!

by wbernard731 March 3, 2010

Hold my d*ck. I have no idea why this phrase is used or why you would need to bring this up in a sentance, but that's what it means. Hold my d*ck.

I'll be right back. HMD!

(I literally had no other sentance to come up with for this phrase.)

by Liv Defines July 11, 2016

Hold My Dick. Best used when you did something so amazing like running for 67 yards and breaking 8 tackles to score a touchdown.

Guy 1:OH DUDE DID YOU SEE THAT RUN MADE BY MARSHAWN LYNCH?

Guy 2: YEA DUDE WHEN HE SCORED HE WAS ALL LIKE HMD!

by CurryMan69 September 29, 2011

acronym for Hold My Dick. Used to express great achievement(s).

Beating someone in Guitar Hero by one point. HMD

Comparing Girlfriend's bra sizes.

Dirk Nowitzki v LBJ. Dirk to LBJ-"HMD"

by DiLo n Chris June 13, 2011

Do you have kids?
Yes, I do.
Well HMD!

by pinkychi May 30, 2010

Hit my dick, a spinoff of the popular HMU.

That girl was really attractive, so I told her to hmd next time she was around.

by peterlocke June 21, 2015

by Todd Everboat September 29, 2006