goofy goober

When you licking da pussy but the girl tells you jokes during the licking

ohmangoddamn, shaniqua gave me the goofy goober

by bigpapa jules October 16, 2017

Goner

A boner, derived from video game related playing or discussion.

"Did you see the new Assassin's Creed 3 trailer?"
"Dude, every time I watch it I get a goner"

by Joe Winchester August 20, 2012

goober

n. slang in the medical community for small abcesses in the groin or rectal area.

She had a small goober but the doctor lanced it and gave her antibotics.

by reptiles October 4, 2002

goober

to goober something, or someone, is to run and tackle them at speed. A goober is not a true goober unless both parties slip and fall, but take care of each other in the decent, so as neither get in the least bit hurt.

'Dom totally just goobered Soph' or 'You're going the right way for a goober and I don't care who knows it!'

by somefungal October 13, 2011

Gooner

Someone who sniffs poppers excessively whilst masturbating

Ugh, Desmond is such a gooner

by Dicklodocus November 15, 2022

Goober meister

Queen or King of all goober heads

You are such a goober meister!

by Kel December 18, 2003

gooner

A glory hunting pussbag who has very little knowledge of
football

Gaz is a Gooner!!!!!!

by jigster October 28, 2006