UBF-Ugly Bitch Fucker

a man who partakes in the fucking of ugly bitches, or attempts to partake in the fucking of ugly bitches.

Bro 1"Zack's an UBF-Ugly Bitch Fucker!!"
Bro 2"Jesus i thought that was big foot!!"

by Ahmed awesome October 18, 2011

finch fucker

to describe someone or something in an unlawful way; being an asshole or just a fucker

Josh is a finch fucker.

by grand fuckin facilitator March 1, 2004

happy fucker

N. 1. A male with extreme luck with females. Emphasis on undeserved.
2. One who does not work for their belongings and enjoys it

That kid riding with those 5 girls in his brand new BMW his parents bought him is such a happy fucker. I want to gouge his eyes out with my cock.

by obie trice June 11, 2003

focker sandwich

when you're barbra streisand and you go to grab your grandkids and you press them really close to your body, forming a shape resembling a "focker sandwich"

come here and give me a focker sandwich

by ajawaja December 22, 2010

fuckereyed

To look at someone or something in an odd manner or with an odd expression.

Why did you look at me all fuckereyed?

by Ldybug February 22, 2011

fucker-in-law

When your best friend fucks your girlfriends sister.

Friend: Hey whats your girlfriends sisters name again?
Me: Carley.
Friend: Yeah I plowed her last night
Me: Well, looks like were fucker-in-laws.

by Al_94 April 23, 2014

Feceral

An unintentional portmanteau combining Feces/Fecal and Federal. Refers to an act or by-product of the Federal Government that also happens to be a piece of shit.

Steve Jones says that "Representatives should be required to live in feceral plazas with apartments."

by barbotus April 12, 2014