Clothes-on love

A feeling of attraction towards someone whom you would never want to see naked.

I am in clothes-on love with Jamie Bell. He is adorable, but since I am a lesbian I do not want to even see him shirtless.

or

I may be a straight guy, but I could see myself in a relationship with Ewan McGregor. Our clothes-on love could transcend all obstacles.

by ShoeMask November 18, 2010

Clothesy

another way of saying "fashionable but in a non fashionable way".

Pshhh my family is sooo clothesy! I can barely stand to see what they wear on a daily basis!

by Gearmasher December 19, 2010

Clothesgasm

The chill up your spine that you get when you put on clothes that just came out of the dryer.

That was one serious clothesgasm!

by thatezzy107guy December 17, 2014

cloth tit

It's basically having a feel while fully clothed. Usually the first 'sexual' experience (i.e. beyond holding hands or a kiss) which a young lad might hope to get.

According to Sid the Sexist whilst under hypnosis in a recent episode of Viz magazine: I've never done it with a real lass. I once gorra cloth tit off a lass at a party. But that's as far as I've gan.

by PaudyMac March 23, 2016

Cloth baby

Young KKK member born by cumming inside of a T-shirt and incubating it for nine months.

Wow look it’s a cloth baby.

by LittleCuhBlackBoi September 1, 2017

clothes

piece of fabric which traveled longer distances than you in your entire life

My clothes were made in Indonesia. They already traveled the world.

by sheeeeeeeesh April 14, 2019

jizzum cloth

some sort of material based item used to wipe ejaculatory fluid on to when finished masturbating and/or having sex but withdrew before ejaculating inside the other person

a towel, tissue paper, duvet etc could be described as a jizzum cloth jizzum can be just shortened to jizz

by duncan ainsworth December 16, 2008